Cemetery Man (1994)

Rupert Everett plays a cemetery keeper constantly dealing with the residents of his graveyard coming back to life in the horror action flick Cemetery Man (1994). Before he was a gay icon thanks to his work in movies like My Best Friend's Wedding (1997), Rupert was a fledgling actor and singer. But when Italian comic book writer Tiziano Sclavi was so smitten with Rupert that he used his likeness as a character in his spooky comic "Dylan Dog," Rupert agreed to star in an adaptation of Sclavi's Dellamorte Dellamore as a way to thank him. Rupert stars as Francesco Dellamorte, the cemetery caretaker in a small Italian town. He kills time by crossing names of the dead out of a telephone book, while living in a little shack on the premises. Dellamorte is pretty nonchalant about how the occasional dead guy will rise out of the grave. He just gives them a whack and puts them back in their hole. Speaking of whacking it and putting it in holes, when the mayor's hot daughter Valentina (Fabiana Formica) comes back to life, Francesco tries to love her, only for her to try and bite him. That bites. When the Grim Reaper tells him he needs to start killing the living and leave the walking dead alone, Francesco goes on a killing spree that causes all sorts of questions about what's real and what's fake. Look for the wild, St. Elsewhere style twist ending, but what'll really have your head spinning is the very real look at Rupert's rod while he's picking up a naked hottie to bring back to life! As he and his lady friend get their freak on, Rupert Everett gets naked and flashes his amazing ass! Then, he does the deed with the dead girl on top of a grave! How freaky! We get even more butt as Rupert talks to a doctor, but nothing is as hot as when the drop-dead sexy Rupert gets hard in the graveyard! That is one lucky zombie woman! We dig the horny gravedigger in Cemetery Man!