Chopper (2000)

Chopper (2000) stars Eric Bana as Mark “Chopper” Read, a lifelong criminal who wrote his autobiography while in jail only to see the book become a bestseller.

Eric Bana brings the anger, fire and intensity of Chopper to the screen. We see him in a multitude of outfits including tight jeans and sleeveless shirts. In one schlongtastic scene he whips his Johnson out in the middle of a bar and swings it around. It is reported that this is a prosthetic and, honestly, it does look pretty fake, but the scene is still kind of hot.

Chopper focuses mostly on the violent parts of Mark Read’s life so there is more violence and action here than skin, but Bana oozes a sort of sexual aggressiveness that is pretty hot and he put on some serious muscle for this role so he looks fantastic.