Talented, gorgeous and uninhibited. Wales native Christian Bale has what it takes for superstardom! The boy-toy began his career as a child actor in Steven Spielberg’s Empire of the Sun (1987) before donning a floppy hat in the Disney musical Newsies (1992). Once the adorable performer grew up, he made us grow out when he displayed his naked T&A during a literal roll in the hay per the period piece Royal Deceit (1994). Although he looks better without costumes, Christian continued to make the costume dramas Little Women (1994), Pocahontas (1995), and The Portrait of a Lady (1996). Next came the gay glam flick Velvet Goldmine (1998) featuring Ewan McGregor, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, and a shirtless Bale in his briefs! If that’s not erotic enough, the topless hottie lets it all hang out in the retro-set dramedy Metroland (1999). Check out his sideburns, manbush, cock, balls and butt! Christian then flaunted his fine chest and finer behind in A Midsummer Night’s Dream (1999) and Captain Corelli’s Mandolin (2001). In between, Bale’s bulging boxers and killer charm could be seen in the thriller American Psycho (2000) which also showcases his abs and ass! Shirtless turns in Equilibrium (2002), Laurel Canyon (2003), Batman Begins (2005), and Out of the Furnace (2013) followed. Of course, Christian is sexy whether bone-thin in The Machinist (2004) and The Fighter (2010), for which he won an Oscar, or as a husky hunk for his Academy Award-nominated parts in American Hustle (2013) and Vice (2018). Who knew we’d love Dick…Cheney?