Christie Malry's Own Double-Entry

Patronized by cackling co-workers and coerced into caring for his ailing embittered mother, bank teller Christie Malry (Nick Moran) yearns to take control of his miserable existence. The thriller Christie Malry’s Own Double-Entry (2000) follows the teller as he tries to transcend his turmoil by applying the principles of double-entry accounting to his own life. For every annoyance and offense the clerk encounters in the world, he allows himself a crazy form of credit in his defense, from scratching the Rolls Royce of an obnoxious rich man, to blowing up his own office building in retaliation for heckling employees. When Malry’s beguiling bookkeeping spurns violence and mayhem and earns him the money (and honeys) of his dreams, he ends up doubly screwed while having to account for his debt to society.

Francesco Giuffrida, Salvatore Lazzaro, and Mattia Sbragia pay their debt off to us by getting completely nude, showing every inch of their buff bodies while enjoying a bathhouse visit together. Not to be outdone, Nick Moran shows off his butt while beating off during a swinging moment of auto-erotic asphyxiation. Who knew bank tellers could be so sexually adventurous!