Nothing goes together like socks on penises and the birth of our savior, so today we'recelebrating this iconic storied and controversial Hollywood duo with the best cock sock scenes in history. You're just never going to see me get hotter and bothereder than when a man squishes his junk into a sock and gets filmed going so. With his pubes hanging out the sides? Gurl stahp. And at Christmastime the intensity of thiserotic sensationis no less than tripled. So let's celebrate the reason for the season with the best Christmas Stockings: Hottest Socks On Celebrity Penises. You could say we wrote this post for sock value :D