City Without Baseball (2008)

Rounding the bases may never seem the same after watching City Without Baseball (2008). The sporty drama features actual members of the Hong Kong Baseball Team. Pitchers Ron Heung and Yu Chung Leung, Catcher Jason Tsang, Second Baseman Yu Hong Lau, Third Baseman Jackie Chow, and Coach John Tai all play themselves. Of course, you’ll be playing with yourself when you see the junk on these jocks as they scrub up during a steamy locker room scene. After glancing at their glistening abs and wet buns in the shower, you’ll be the one reaching for a towel! No wonder the movie made the Top 10 Best Chinese Films list by the Taiwan Film Critics Society. Set in 2004, the foreign film blends fact with fiction as it explores the occupational hazards of playing ball in a city that isolates its professional athletes. As such, the men must make unconventional relationship choices to beat loneliness. Speaking of beating, you may beat off while watching Ron and Kevin (Ryan Williams) lounging around in the buff at the 01:03:13 mark. The taboo topic of this Scud-created movie spawned his similarly-themed films Permanent Residence (2009, Amphetamine (2010), Love Actually... Sucks! (2011), Voyage (2013), Utopians (2015), and Thirty Years of Adonis (2017). Mr. Man is waiting with masturbated breath to see what’s next! In the meantime, we’ll enjoy Ron baring his back and ass while getting busy with a chick 39 minutes into this pic. Suffice it to say, he must be the team’s most valuable player!