Cockroaches (2015)

It's the end of the world as we know it, and Daniel Lawrence is so, so fine! In 2015 the British boob tube channel ITV2 mined the post-apocalyptic wasteland for laughs with Cockroaches, a rom-com that only managed to survive one season. The show kicks off with nineteen-year-olds Tom and Suze (Daniel Lawrence Taylor and Esther Smith) drinking beer and dancing to horrible 2005 tunes. When they receive word that a nuclear attack is imminent, they decide they should spend their last days on Earth doing it, because that is what we’d all do in that situation, right? Fast-forward ten years later, and the fornicating amidst the fallout couple have survived the nuclear holocaust and now find themselves hampered by the now nine-year-old daughter who was conceived that night, Laura (Jessica Emily Rose). Taking shelter in an old sewer, now the three of them spend their days roaming the wasted remains of England for food and shelter, while trying to be parents and maintain their relationship. That's pretty tough to do with the leader of the baddest gang on the block being run by a mutated version of Suze's ex (Jack Whitehall). We'd love to tell you everyone's surviving the fallout with their balls out, letting their fat man or little boy hang loose. But even though there's nobody around for miles everyone on the show wanders the wasteland with their clothes on. It’s not a completely wasted opportunity though, thanks to a pleasantly pleasing look at Alexander Armstrong’s bathtub bunnage in season one, episode four. He's enjoying a long soak, then he stands up and we get to see his heinie. It's not a dystopia when you can spend time with dat ass! Too bad he didn’t show us his cock on Cockroaches.