Code Blue (2011)

You may get blue balls while watching the Scandinavian pic Code Blue (2011), not to be confused with the American series Code Black (2015-2016). Thanks to the writing and direction of Polish filmmaker Urszula Antoniak, the foreign-language flick follows a middle-aged nurse named Marian (Bien de Moor). The introverted yet caring woman dedicates her life to bringing peace to her sick patients — even when their road to happiness is death. But her daily routine is interrupted by a dark and life-changing experience. As such, she becomes entwined with a man called Konrad (Lars Eidinger) after they both witness the same gruesome scene from their separate apartment windows. This unusual bond fascinates Marian, and she soon finds herself in a sexually complex relationship with the stranger. But considering how gorgeous this guy is, it’s no surprise Marian only has eyes (and another part of her anatomy) for Konrad. To tell the truth, Mr. Man feels the same — especially after seeing Mr. Eidinger unzip his pants on camera. In fact, the Netherlands actor lets us see his nether regions when he jiggles his junk while jacking off in a jaw-dropping scene. If that’s not arousing enough, Ms. Antoniak treats us to close-up views of Lars’s big balls and erect peen. Nice mise en scène! The film also features Annemarie Prins, Hans Kesting, and Sophie van Winden. Although this erotic drama hasn’t been seen by many American movie goers, it has what it takes to merit a huge release in your blue jeans!