Colditz (2005)

Don’t tell the captivating captives of Colditz Castle that there’s no escape. They’ll just spend all of their time trying to prove you wrong anyway. At least, that’s the case in the World War II drama Colditz (2005). Based on Henry Chancellor’s book “Colditz: The Definitive History” (2001), this two part saga adds fictionalized accounts to the factual acts performed by British POWs. The show lets fans witness firsthand the prisoners’ attempts to cope with incarceration, plan an escape, and navigate relationships with their captors. Even though the setting might not seem conducive to enjoyable imagery, the prison camp is populated by a myriad of manly men who may just make you think otherwise. Just put aside the whole Nazi guard thing and soak up the scenery. In other words, grab a box of tissues and get a load of the skin at the beginning of the first episode. That’s when 2nd Lt. Jack Rose (Tom Hardy) will make you rise as he flashes his full frontal nudity! The same can be said of Capt. Tom Willis (Laurence Fox) who, like Hardy, exposes his abs, ass, shaft and sack. Granted, the scene is short, but that doesn’t mean it won’t make you long in the pants! Throw in the likes of Flying Officer Rhett Barker (Jason Priestley), Capt. Edward Sawyer (Guy Henry), Lt. Colonel Jimmy Fordham (James Fox), Bunny Warren (Timothy West), and MI9 Officer Ellways (Charles Edwards), and this mini-series with make you maxi-aroused. Suffice it to say, Colditz is hottitz!