Crank: High Voltage (2009)

Hitman Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) is back in Crank 2: High Voltage (2009).  Once again he’s got trouble with the Chinese mafia.  This time they’ve stolen his heart…literally. Chev wakes up to find his nearly indestructible heart gone and replaced by some cut rate artificial job that will run out of juice if not periodically jump started with a volt of electricity.  Chev has to find the cooler that contains his heart before it’s too late, or there’s a blackout, whichever comes first.

Statham ups the nudity mante a little in this sequel.  In a skinsationally over the top sex scene, Chev and his lady again decide that public lovin’ is the best medicine to elevate the heart rate.  They get down and dirty in the mud in the middle of a packed racetrack.  As they wallow like pigs in slop, we get various lengthy looks at Statham’s well developed and molded backside. The only complaint is that Little Jason is pixilated and as a result can’t elevate any heart rates.