Private Call (2000)

Everybody needs friends, although a high-end hooker who plies her wondrous and curvilinear wares in the rarefied ambience of a private gentleman’s club may seem like a self-sufficient breed of beautiful beast — unless that top shelf sex worker is murdered while on the job. Such is the unmerciful fate of the hoochie-slinging star victim of Private Call (2000). Not to be confused with Italy’s erotic flick Private (2003), this American movie combines crime with softcore sex! Since the cops can’t be bothered to chase down the killer of every whore who gets snuffed in the line of duty, it’s lucky for the comely corpse that she has a pal who is willing to put her body in sperm’s way in order to expose the slut slayer’s identity. In other words, a recently-suspended lady officer named Shane Miller (Miyoko Fujimori, credited as Flower Edwards) goes undercover at an illegal gambling den to solve the murder of her late friend Jennifer Burns (Monique DeMoan, credited as Cheyenne Camarillo). As she tracks down the killer, we get to see some dead-sexy men. Yes, the nude male body count is high in this late night movie. With his rock star roadie hair and rock-hard abs, Scott Alexander flaunts his built bod as he sexes up Ms. Edwards at the top of the flick. Not to be outdone, Scott Simpson flashes his muscular buns in bed. The same can be said for Sean Juergens. Needless to say, these cheeky dudes will have you answering private calls!