Division III: Football's Finest (2011)

Since watching football is America’s favorite pastime, it makes sense that the film industry makes football-themed flicks. There’s The Longest Yard (1974) with Burt Reynolds; All the Right Moves (1983) with Tom Cruise; Any Given Sunday (1999) with Al Pacino; Remember the Titans (2000) with Denzel Washington; We Are Marshall (2006) with Matthew McConaughey; and Division III: Football’s Finest (2011) with Andy Dick. Wait, what? Yes, even actors who aren’t superstars can play coaches with Super Bowl dreams. Under the direction of co-screenwriter and actor Marshall Cook, this sporty comedy centers around Rick Vice (Dick), an ex-convict who is hired to replace the head coach of a small Division III football team called the Bluecocks. With a name like that, we’d love to see the mascot! Instead, audiences are given two different views of Dick’s bare buns. In one scene, he flashes his ass when he requests a butt massage. But not before the nude dude touts his tush with an equally naked Cook. As the two engage in a towel-slapping match in the locker room, they show off their T&A. The movie also includes Adam Carolla, Bryan Callen, Greg Fitzsimmons, Michael Jace, Paul Henderson, Taymour Ghazi, Will Sasso, and the skin on David Paul Windham. The latter actor proves to be a real scene stealer when he pops up on the field without a stitch of clothing. What else would you expect from a character known as “The Streak”? As such, Mr. Windham reveals his back, bum, sack and shaft. Score!