Dylan McDermott is the living, walking, breathing definition of a hunk. Crack open a big dick-tionary and his name should be there, along with sexy, fine, and talented. Born in Connecticut, his bar owning dad ended up marrying the playwright who wrote "The Vagina Monologues", and it was her who encouraged the panty dropper to pursue an acting career. After studying drama at Fordham, Dylan’s career playing gorgeous dudes with an affinity for appearing shirtless and wet began with a bath scene in the war flick Hamburger Hill (1987). Dylan's tasting the local cuisine if you catch our drift, and we get to count all six of his abs. Talk about a grade A piece of man meat! Hotter than five guys combined, we'd let him put in and out! Dylan moved on to play Jackson Latcherie in Steel Magnolias (1989), Al D'Andrea in In the Line of Fire (1993), and Bryan Bedford in Miracle on 34th Street (1994). In 1997 he took a break from showcasing those chiseled abs when he landed the roll of Bobby Donnell, the senior partner at the firm who makes us rather firm ourselves, on the law drama The Practice, for which he earned a Golden Globe. But it wouldn’t be until he starred in the first season of American Horror Story in 2011 that he strutted a clear view of his posterior while standing around naked and playing with a book of matches. While he's been in a bunch more of the scary iterations, he was never as sexy as he was in the first season. That's how they got viewers hooked! The old mastur-bait and switch! He was the sports agent George Macarthur in the Williams sisters tennis drama King Richard (2021) and businessman Richard Wheatley on Law & Order: Organized Crime, but the last time we saw some sexual stuff from Dylan was when he was a way too ripped to be as old as he's pretending to be shirtless dude on Hollywood. It gave us wood, but we definitely can’t wait for McDermott to get more McDirty.