Ah, to beRyan Murphy. The superstar television producer is so sought after by Hollywood A-listers that he has the ability to pack his projects in tight with all the man meat you could ever want, includingMatt Bomer,Max Greenfield,and oh so many others.American Horror Storyhas been a revolving back door of buns, and today we celebrate theseason fiveopener and itsawesome dudity. It's our dudity to you.
American Horror Story: Hotel takes place at a, you guessed it, Quiznos (just kidding, it is indeed a hotel), and even though we've only seen one episode we've already been introduced to two main baddies, including The Addiction Demon who roams the rooms with a drill bit dildo. Yes, you read that correctly. Needless to say his little toy wasn't too kind on an unsuspecting Max Greenfield.
Of course AHS also bring the much-publicizedcable debut for Lady Gaga, who plays the creepy, bloodthirsty owner of the Hotel Cortez. You're probably aware that the newest season also brings Magic Mike XXL(2015) star Matt Bomer and his smoldering looks to the screen. If the celebrity dudity in the first episode is any indication, it seems like Hotel is going to be okay in our guestbook.
1) Matt Bomer
2) Max Greenfield
3) Nathaniel Peterson
