EuroTrip (2004)

The tarnished view of the U.S. and its offspring that is shared by many cynical onlookers in the league of foreign nations might be brightened if international observers were to focus on the horny hijinks in Eurotrip (2004). Not to be confused with National Lampoon’s European Vacation (1985), this R-rated sex comedy is kind of like Animal House (1978) but with much more nudity! It begins when Ohio hunk Scotty Thomas (Scott Mechlowicz) graduates from high school and decides to travel across Europe in search of his pretty German pen pal Mieke (Jessica Boehrs). His buddy Cooper Harris (Jacob Pitts) and fraternal twins Jenny (Michelle Trachtenberg) and Jamie (Travis Wester) come along for the ride. As they rollick across the continent of Europe, the hanky-panky Yanks land in one ludicrous and lascivious misunderstanding after another. Never before have dipsomania and diplomacy been so tightly intertwined! Needless say, Eurotrip is a party hardy love letter to far-flung cultures. As for sight-seeing, fast-forward 51 minutes to view Mr. Wester’s nude booty as he gets some rough punishment from dominatrix Madame Vandersexxx (Lucy Lawless). If that’s not kinky enough, another scene shows topless hotties Scott, Jacob and Travis dropping their trunks to show off their collective buns on a nude beach. Yes, plenty of butt and maybe a little peen can be seen even though the shot shows them from a distance. No matter what side of the pond flesh fans live on, chances are they’ll salute these flagrantly inebriated and proudly underachieving American youths!