Get Rich or Die Tryin' (2005)

After his mentor Eminem hit it big with his sort of but not really autobiography 8 Mile (2002), it was only a matter of time until Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson got into the same game. Sure enough, three years after Slim Shady's cinematic venture, 50 Cent starred as Marcus, an inner-city drug dealer who gives up selling dime bags to drop beats as a rapper in Get Rich or Die Tryin' (2005). Named after Jackson's 2003 album of the same name, Fiddy plays Marcus, a momma's boy living in the hood who has to move in with his grandparents after his mom (Serena Reeder) is murdered. Turning to a life of crime, Marcus starts selling drugs. After a raid, he ends up in jail with an inmate named Bama (Terrence Howard) who encourages him to pursue a career in music. Now going by his stage name Young Caesar, Marcus decides he'll do one more robbery and ends up shot. Surviving, it's a tough choice between pursuing revenge and pursuing his music dreams. Of course, if you've ever heard the hit song "Hustler's Ambition" from the movie's soundtrack you'll know which course Marcus will ultimately end up pursuing. But while he contributes to the soundtrack, it’s really the contribution of his bare bubble booty in tandem with Terrance Howard’s swinging sirloin, during a prison fight that had this flick bumpin! Before that goes down, we get to see Ashley Walters' buns when he hops into the shower after a night of wild sex. But it's nowhere near as wild as when a prison shower turns into a giant, cocks out slobbernocker that'll have you slobbering. First, we see everyone's tush as they're showering, but when a white guy pulls out a shiv, thing go crazy. There's slipping, sliding, punching, grabbing, and all sorts of schlong swinging. Terrance's teenie weenie makes a clear appearance when he walks naked directly in front of the camera. Mr. Man would love to get ahold of that Rich-ard! 50, on the other hand only lets us see his backside. No G-Unit. Odds are neither will get naked again, so when it comes to 50 Cent’s piece and Mr. Howard’s man meat, get a look now or die tryin’.