Ghosts Can't Do It (1989)

Universally accepted as one of the worst movies ever made, we wonder if the ‘it’ in the title of Ghosts Can’t Do It (1989) referred to making a watchable movie. You’ll find, however, if you subject yourself to this early ‘90s supernatural rom-com, that the ‘it’ refers to sex, which ghosts can’t do. When Scott (Anthony Quinn) suffers a heart attack, he realizes that he can’t do it either – this is the early ‘90s, before we had things like Viagra. Unable to make love to his trophy wife Katie (Bo Derek), Scott kills himself, leading him to become a ghost and find himself in the same mandatory celibacy he was running from. But a plan emerges. If Katie can go shopping for a suitable mate, she can kill him and let Scott take on the body of the hot and hunky heartthrob, complete with throbbing parts. The delightfully divine Leo Damian is her pick of the litter. You’d pick him too if you saw him climbing out of the water in nothing but a splendidly swelling speedo. Later he’ll slide down a stack of hay with Bo Derek, showing off his bare buns in the process. Who wouldn’t want a roll in the hay with this hunk?  The proud winner of the Golden Raspberry Award for Worst Picture, if there’s anything about Ghosts Can’t Do It that's redeemable, it’s the estimable Leo Damian.