With todaybeingBruce Willis fifty-ninth birthday,Mr. Manthought he would take a moment to celebrate Bruces skin-tributions to the big screen. Depending on when you were born, some of you probably first discovered the hunky actor portraying David Addison on the quirky boob tube showMoonlighting. And at the time, wed never thought that wed get to see Bruces moon on the big screen. Heck, we were too busy rocking out to the cassette tape ofThe Return of Brunoon our Sony Walkman to even think about Bruce in the buff.
The majority of you more than likely discovered Bruce for his wife-beater-wearing, gun-blazing performance as NYPD officer John McClane in the action thrillerDie Hard(1988). As the Hollywood hunks acting career heated up, his clothes started to come off. And good thing old habits die hard, because Bruce has gotten nude in seven of his films, and were still hoping for seven more. Even though Mr. Willis will soon be hitting his AARP years very soon, we still think he has a lot to give, and well take any form of nudity from him because we think hes H-O-T. And we get the feeling you guys feel the same way.
Even though you have a busy schedule, and there are tons of hot guys showing skin on Mr. Man, we think you should take a moment to pause and celebrate Bruce Willis many nude performances. Happy Birthday Walter_B! Youre our favorite action hero!
Bruce made his nude debut, showing off his fine behind and impressive peen in the romantic thriller Color of Night(1994). The best color is obviously nude!
Thanks to the eagle eye workers in content, the hardworking, movie-watching staff that pulls the clips at the Mr. Man office, we noticed that Bruces cock made an appearance as he was coming out of the shower in the Oscar-nominated flick Pulp Fiction(1994). That scene hadus creating some pulp friction!
The sci-fi thriller Twelve Monkeys(1995) gave us yet another look at Bruces cock and balls. Looks like twelve might be the magic number, because were sure Bruce is a grower and not a shower!
Last Man Standing(1996) unfortunately gave us our last look at Bruces wang. Its just the tip, but sometime the tip is just enough!
While Mr. Willis hid his willy from the camera, he was kind enough to give us a view of his backside in the romantic comedy The Story of Us(1999). Thats the kind of ending of a story we love to see!
The sci-fi flick Unbreakable(2000) tease some shower ass from Bruce. Wed like to break that ass in!
And Bruce got his gay on, giving us a great look at his ass in the comedy The Whole Ten Yards(2004). Wed prefer the whole ten inches!
Happy Birthday, Bruce. Just think, it's your birthday and you're the one giving us gifts! Thanks for the flesh. Keep it (us) coming!