Shawn Mendes who? Jk marry me ily. Everyone knows that singer-songwriter-underwear-model Shawn Mendes is one of the hottest guys in the biz, and we love seeing his washboard abs, strong arms, cute face (complete with Crest 3D White Kit-level smile), and of course meaty bulge.
While his Calvin Klein underwear ads have given us a lot to werk with, we've never seen Shawn nude, which is where the iconic Andy Warhol muse Joe Dallesandro comes in. Physically he has a lot of similar characteristics to Shawn Mendes, but - like a mutual fund versus a savings account - Joe gives us a greater return for our bank. Our bank of spank!
The truly gorgeous Joe Dallesandro has delivered some amazing looks at his au naturel bush, yummy cock, and big balls in five different movies. And when he isn't going frontal, he's showing off his other most valuable assets. (Yes, he went butthole-out in Heat okay). So until Shawn Mendes gets with the bro-gram, check out what we're loving about 70s screen icon Joe Dallesandro!
