Jamon, Jamon (1992)

Spain is a great place to indulge the appetites, whether for food or super-fine representations of the human form form, as best exemplified in Jamón, jamón (1992). The film takes place in a Spanish town where everyone either works at the ham processing plant or the underwear factory. Except, that is, for Carmen (Anna Galiena), the local brothel owner. She's made a killing setting up the ham factory workers with a sexy Spanish girl to pork, but that choice of profession has made her and her daughter Silvia (Penelope Cruz) pariahs in town. Silvia's absurdly hot, so even though she's not the kind of woman his family would like him to end up with, the underwear company's heir Jose Luis (Jordi Molla) falls for her and eventually knocks her up. His rich mom (Stefania Sandrelli) is obsessed with making sure they break up, so she hires an absurdly sexy underwear model/bullfighter named Raul (Javier Bardem) to seduce Silvia and take her away from Jose. At first he's doing it for the money, but when Raul falls for her there's a giant love triangle that ends in a ham leg duel. For real. They duel with ham legs. Penelope Cruz can't go wrong with whichever dude she opts to choose, but only one lets us see him naked. The skintastically muscular Javier Bardem teases early with a look at his ample package pressing against some tight underwear but delivers the goods later.  After a scene with Tomas Penco which has them both doing some naked bullfighting, Javier jumps a fence and runs away, without clothes, but with our full attention. Penco uses more than a cape to tempt the bull into charging.  He unsheathes his sex sword which despite low light is illuminated by its activity and our desires. Both men are chiseled slabs of man granite who we'd love to have Jamon those meaty cocks into us!