As far as we can tell, John Clark has been in three movies, all of which were about football. He was a linebacker in The Waterboy (1998), as well as in Any Given Sunday (1999), then, somehow, went from playing college ball, then high school ball, to playing a high school football player in Friday Night Lights (2004). As much as we enjoyed his work as the linebacker every Sam, Mike or Will would love to make their boyfriend in the Adam Sandler comedy and the Billy Bob Thornton drama about the Permian Panthers trying to win the Texas state title, it's pretty difficult to find any information about his actual career, online. While we don't know if he played in college, the league, or ever took acting classes, all we need to known about John comes from a few fleeting frames of phenomenal fallice in Oliver Stone's ode to modern-day gladiatorial combat, Any Given Sunday (1999), where the camera pans across his body for a brief (but revealing) moment. In the movie's best scene, Cameron Diaz is the team owner who walks into the Sharks' locker room. Looking to congratulate the team, she finds John completely naked, and shakes his hand while his monster cock shakes as she touched his hand. Not only is John's massive frame covered in a thick layer of muscle that'll make your mouth water, but his love muscle is also open to inspection, and even in its flaccid state, it's as thick as a baby's arm. We'd like to get our hands on, Al Pacino voice, every inch! of that horse cock. We'll pause on that scene any day of the week!
