Julien Donkey-Boy (1999)

Get ready for something a little crazy – crazy sexy that is! The haunting and heart wrenching indie drama Julien Donkey-Boy (1999) comes from the creative mind of director Harmony Korine. The nonlinear plot follows the life of a man with schizophrenia surrounded by a dysfunctional family. Julien (Ewen Bremner) suffers from the mental disorder, and when we meet him at the beginning of the movie he kills a young boy for not gifting him one of the boy’s turtles. We get other glimpses into the sorrowful Julien’s life, including pregnant sister Pearl (indie queen Chloë Sevigny) who may or may not be carrying his baby. Since the movie ends with unfettering tragedy (Pearl has a miscarriage while ice skating and Julien cuddles with the fetus under his sheets at home. Yeah…) let’s just focus on that tight ass! At the 6 minute mark watch as Ewen shakes his crazy cans by the window. Now if only we could see if he’s hung like a donkey!