Keeping Everyone Up (1982)

An itinerant artist is forced to decide whether a beautiful woman is worth settling down with in the spicy French film Keeping Everyone Up, AKA T'empêches tout le monde de dormir (1982). Recently returned from South America, Yves (Daniel Auteuil) is content begging for cash in the Paris subway by day and bringing a rotating cast of girls back to his cramped apartment by night. It’s no wonder Mr. Auteuil is able to snag a snogging with so many lucky ladies. His dangling dirty bits and pleasing pleasure pickle are such a sight to behold that you’ll be holding your own wet naughties in no time!