King of the Ants (2003)

From the twisted mind of Stuart Gordon, of Re-Animator (1985) fame, comes the equally-as-disturbing King of the Ants (2003). The crime thriller tells the story of Sean (Chris McKenna), a handyman trying to make ends meet by painting houses in Los Angeles. Sean’s life takes quite a turn when he meets burly electrician “Duke” (George Wendt), who introduces him to his boss, Ray (Daniel Baldwin), a mob-ish dude with shady motives. Ray offers him some cash to follow a City Hall accountant that’s giving him some trouble. One thing leads to another and Sean is lowering the boom on the unlucky dude. Things go badly for Sean when he soon discovers that Ray has no intentions in following through with his kill-for-cash agreement. Instead of money, he gets a major beat down from Ray’s henchmen. Once Sean recovers from his beating, he finds himself being cared for by the local soup-kitchen administrator, Susan (Kari Wuhrer), the dead accountant’s wife. Oops.

Thankfully, Chris McKenna cuts through all the murdering to show off his butt in two scenes—one while making time with a lady friend and the other while jerking off to a fantasy. Looks like Chris has got all his bases covered!