Les terres froides (1999)

France’s boob tube movie Les terres froides (1999) has it all, from masturbation to fornication. Ooh la la! Under the direction of co-screenwriter Sébastien Lifshitz, the small screen drama follows the moody Djamel (Yasmine Belmadi) as he tries to make sense of his life. After growing up with a single mom, the 20-something Frenchman of Arab descent learns that his long-lost father is alive and well and working in Grenoble. With this newfound information, Djamel ditches his Paris-based girlfriend and heads southeast to find his dear ol’ dad (Bernard Verley). Thanks to his charm, the searching son is able to score a job at his father’s factory where he bangs a comely coworker called Isabelle (Valérie Donzelli). But when Djamel eventually comes face to face with his father, he doesn’t receive a warm welcome like he hoped. Now, with bitterness and revenge on his mind, Djamel devices a devious plan that involves his half-brother who is his father’s closeted gay son. Suffice it to say, some gripping scenes follow suit. And you’ll be gripping yourself when you get a load of Mr. Belmadi’s birthday suit! The ingénue shows off his acting chops as well as his full frontal nudity. As he scrubs up his pubes, cock and balls in the shower, you may need a towel! If that’s not arousing enough, Yasmine reveals his muscular rump when he drills a guy from behind. The English translation for Les terres froides is Cold Lands, but Mr. Man thinks the film’s star is hot!