The Best Film and TV Nudity of 2021

Best Full Frontal
Jeremy Williams in All the Queen's Men

Our coveted Best Full Frontal award feels like it was made for Jeremy Williams! In this male stripper series he casually saunters into a dressing room with his thigh-slapper of a cock swinging from side to side! The swagger. The confidence. The bod. The cock. Next year’s Best Full Frontal winner has some big shoes to fill. Huge shoes, by the look of things.

Best Butt
Oliver Savile in Ted Lasso

Everyone’s favorite comedy took a surprising turn for the sexy when Oliver Savile cooked up some nudity in the kitchen! He has an incredible edible ass featuring two huge, muscular cheeks! When a comedy is as hot as it is funny, it really tickles our funny boner.

Best Gay Scene
Murray Bartlett, Lukas Gage in The White Lotus

This viral ass eating scene on The White Lotus is the ass eating scene that almost didn’t happen! The original script called for a standard-issue gay sex scene, but stars Lukas Gage and Murray Bartlett wanted to sink their teeth into something a little juicier. Or at least their tongues. Gage’s response to the scene’s popularity? “I can’t wait for my ass to get retweeted all over the Internet!”

Nude Debut
Thomas Doherty in Gossip Girl

Thomas Dougherty is the latest Disney star gone wild! He shed his good boy image on the revamped Gossip Girl. This one makes the original Gossip Girl look like an after school special. Here Thomas flaunts his young ass while swapping spit with a boy at the sauna! Gossip Gurl you naked!

Best Nudecomer
Ben Hardy in The Voyeurs

Ben Hardy certainly knows how to make a splash in Hollywood! In his breakout role, he flaunts his penis and butt while getting busy with 2021’s it girl, Sydney Sweeney. A hot blonde boy with an epic body starring in an already-infamous erotic thriller? Attention aspiring naked stars, this is how you become the year’s Best Nudecomer!

Best TV Show
All the Queen's Men

Choosing this stripper series as year’s Best TV Show was easy. Ripped men line up to get their cocks inspected by the hen of this rooster house, Jeremy Williams delivers the year’s Best Full Frontal, Michael Bolwaire dances in the best stripper scene since Magic Mike, and so much more. Just look at the material. Or lack thereof!

Best Picture
PVT Chat

Erections and cum. Do we have your attention? The model-hot Peter Vack shows off his real erect cock and even masturbates on screen! His character hooks up with the cam girl of his dreams (played by viral Uncut Gahms star Julia Fox), and she even flicks her cigarette ash into his mouth in this no holds barred kink fest. We love a good ash-to-mouth scene.

Biggest Cock
Adam Demos in Sex/Life

Netflix stated that 20 million viewers rewatched Adam Demos’ viral frontal scene in the smash hit series Sex/Life. And we have no doubts! Adam shocked a nation with his literal foot-long penis. Insiders claim that what we’re seeing is all real, although Adam will nether confirm or deny it. We’re all for wishful dink-ing!

Best Butthole
Adam Driver in Annette

Adam Driver’s butthole. That’s the tweet. The elusive celebrity butthole shot always seems to come around when we least expect it. And who would have thought that consummate thespian Adam Driver would join the Butthole Club in 2021? Look closely and you’ll see the Star Wars hottie’s Death Starfish when he flashes the camera! Forget Kylo Ren. He’s Kylo Rent Boy!

Best Music Video
Lil Nas X in Industry Baby

Lil Nas X made gay sex all the rage in 2021 with his brazenly homoerotic music videos! We saw him pole dance his way to hell in the title track of his first album, Montero, and bottom in the locker room in THATS WHAT I WANT, but nothing can beat his naked prison dancing in Industry Baby. Straight sex is canceled.

Best Erect Penis
Jesse LaVercombe in Violation

How often do you see a cute, unassuming actor’s huge, rock hard, throbbing penis? Not enough. This is where Jesse LaVercombe comes in. Even we were shocked at just how much of himself Jesse gives up on screen. His member gets so hard that it actually pulses with excitement! Get it up for Jesse! We mean... give it up.

Best Man-tage
Nathaniel Curtis, Olly Alexander, Omari Douglas in It's a Sin

Olly Alexander has wild gay sex with almost too many beautiful boys to count in the year’s best man-tage (that’s a man montage for all of you newbies)! From playful one-on-one rendezvous to a gyrating-filled threesome, Olly gets it in every which way possible here. Olly’s ass is going to need a dolly. Did that one make sense? Nope? Okay, moving on.

Best A-List Frontal Debut
Bradley Cooper in Nightmare Alley

Bradley Cooper’s nude scene in the buzzy Nightmare Alley is the most hyped frontal debut since Chris Pine’s in Outlaw King! Cooper’s floating penis and balls are clearly visible as Toni Collette leans in to sample the goods. Cooper’s bathtub scene is giving Daniel Craig in Love Is The Devil... and that’s a very good thing.

Best Twin Brothers Having Gay Sex
Félix-Antoine Duval in Saint-Narcisse

Notorious film provocateur Bruce LaBruce outdid even himself with this explicit indie! Félix-Antoine Duval plays two brothers who fall hard for each other in a homoerotic take on the Greek myth of Narcissus. An hour and thirteen minutes in, the twins consummate their brotherly lust with a passionate gay sex scene! Now that’s keeping it all in the family.

Best Uncut Penis
Oscar Isaac in Scenes from a Marriage

2021 was a huge year for Oscar Isaac. And we do mean huge! He lit up the big screen in the sci-fi blockbuster Dune, but it was his frontal reveal on the small screen that made waves around here. We love seeing a cock in all of its uncut natural glory, and no uncut cock left a bigger impression in 2021 than Oscar’s Mayer Wiener!

Best Taint
Robert Ri'chard in Harlem

The taint is the area of a man between his butthole and his balls, and this year taint got the screen time she deserves with Robert Ri'chard’s amazing nude scene in Harlem. Robert single-handedly ushers television into the 21st century when he goes taint-out while stripping! Taints are the future of male nudity. Pass it on.

Best Oscar Nominude
Benedict Cumberbatch in The Power of the Dog

Benedict Cumberbatch brought the male anatomy into the spotlight in 2021 with his Oscar-nominated full frontal performance in Power Of The Dog. Academy members took notice when he slathered his British penis with mud during a manly cowboy outdoor spa day. With this much male nudity, the Academy Awards are coming for our gig!

Best Peeing in Front of the Gleeson Brothers
Paul Forman in Frank of Ireland

The esteemed award for Best Peeing In Front Of The Gleeson Brothers is something we don’t take lightly. Frank Of Ireland may be a comedy series, but there’s something seriously sexy about the gorgeous Paul Foreman letting it all hang out while peeing in front of these famous real-life brothers! Can you call this a leaked nude?

Best Ginger Cock
Morten Hee Andersen in Margrete Queen of the North

Morten Hee Andersen is a red-cocked cutie, and he’s on fire as he walks across the room with his mouth-watering ginger package out and proud! Since statistically there aren’t enough red-headed boys to go around, we need to appreciate the rare ginger penis when we see it. Where there’s stroke, there’s fire-crotch.

Best Towel Drop
Eugenio Siller in Who Killed Sara?

The Netflix series Who Killed Sara? was one of the best shows for realistic and passionate gay sex in 2021. Eugenio Siller’s flawless towel drop kicks this gay sex scene up to a 100, especially since it reveals an impossibly high and tight ass! Who Killed Sara? Dunno. Who Killed His Nude Scene? Eugenio.

Best Upside-Down Hard-On
Stuart Martin in Our Ladies

The Manatomy Awards are all about unique nudity, and the rare upside down hard on is always worth celebrating! The very sexy Stuart Martin teased his body on shows like Medici and Jamestown, but in 2021 he really let his hair down, and his cock up, by doing upside down pushups in the buff. This gym rat doesn’t miss penis day.

Best Poppers Sex
Ewan McGregor, Kyle Vincent Terry in Halston

Why do some gay men use poppers while bottoming? Because it opens them up... to a world of possibilities! Ewan McGregor dives head-first into his role as iconic gay fashion designer Halston, getting his popper game on as Kyle Vincent Terry slides deeper and deeper into his hole. Deep-dicking? It’s alway in fashion.

Beefiest Backside
Alan Ritchson in Titans

Alan Ritchson delivered the year’s beefiest buns as Hawk on the superhero series Titans! The consummate jock only gets hotter with age, and his ass only gets beefier. Seriously. Chart its growth across 2010’s Blue Mountain State, 2017’s Blood Drive, and his new Titans nudity! We’re excited for the future of his ass, and frankly a little worried!

Best Marvel Cinematic Nudiverse
Sebastian Stan in Monday

In the future, everyone will be in a Marvel movie for 15 minutes. As the ever-expanding Marvel Cinematic Universe continues its Hollywood domination, we have to give props to the best nudity from a Marvel superhero! Winter Soldier shows off his flopping shaved penis during an arresting nude scene in this indie. You’re next, Tom Holland.

Best Ken Doll Nudity
Drew Tarver in The Other Two

Sometimes we don’t know why we do what we do. But we do it anyway. Which leads us to our Best Ken Doll Nudity. Maybe we just wanted an excuse to look at the adorable comedian Drew Tarver, even if his cock and balls are hilariously absent as his character fears being a neutered Instagram Gay in a dream sequence. #BestKenDollNudity is trending! JK it isn’t.

Best Shower Scene
Arón Piper, Manu Ríos in Elite

Elite kicked up the heat in 2021 with its best nudity yet! Our favorite series about horny mostly gay Spanish prep school kids pairs fan favorite couple Omar Ayuso and Arón Piper with a third, played by Manu Ríos. Yes, high schoolers have thirds now. Piper and Ríos hit up the boy’s locker room shower to show off their matching smooth asses!

Best Return of the Penis
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers in Yakuza Princess

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers broke his twenty year penis strike by going epically full frontal in Yakuza Princess! He last showed his penis in 2001’s Tangled when he was a twenty-four-year-old young man. We’re willing to wait twenty more years for another look at Jonathan’s thick uncut Irish cock, but we don’t want to!

Best Spit-Roasting A Gay Married Couple
Jake Weary in Animal Kingdom

This is the first and hopefully not last time that we’re celebrating a year’s Best Spit-Roasting A Gay Married Couple scene! Jake Weary grabs the lube to penetrate eager bottom Jeremy Glazer as Glazer sucks off his husband (Blake Cooper Griffin). But Weary soon has other plans for the trio. As with most Animal Kingdom gay scenes, you just have to watch this one to believe it.

Best Almost Jock Butthole
Michael Provost in Fear Street Part Two: 1978

The Best Almost Jock Butthole award is something we didn’t know we needed until we did. And then we needed it... desperately. In this Netflix movie the unbelievably cute jock Michael Provost casually scratches his plump ass after sex, and almost reveals his hairy hole as he lifts his cheek! Almost hole is better than no hole at all, as they say.

Best Abs
Trevante Rhodes in The United States vs. Billie Holiday

Do we love a guy who doesn’t miss ab day? Abs-olutely. Trevante Rhodes might have made his butt debut in this Oscar-nominated biodrama, but it’s his ultra defined abs that we just can’t get enough of! We think this actor is simply Ab-ulous.

Best One Man Two Cocks
Nazareno Casero, Nicolás Gold in Maradona: Blessed Dream

Multiple actors were enlisted to portray soccer star Diego Maradona at different ages in this Argentinian series. Two of these actors reveal their matching big cocks in the show’s deliciously gratuitous nude scenes! Both cocks needed to be equally fat and juicy... for the sake of art. Continuity is important!

Best Nude with a Goat
Lino Facioli in Sex Education

This scene is the G.O.A.T. No, like, literally! For those of you who don’t know, G.O.A.T. means “greatest of all time” but in the case of one very hilarious(ly sexy) episode of the hit series Sex Education, Lino actually uses a real goat to strategically cover his package. Hey, whatever floats your goat.

Best Bulge
John Cena in The Suicide Squad

There’s bulge. And then there’s bulge. And then there’s bulge. Wrestler turned Hollywood leading man John Cena debuted his heavyweight cock and sac in the big budget The Suicide Squad. His huge bulge - more than visible in his skin-tight tighty-whities - went viral for all the right reasons. He’s quite the Piecemaker!

Best Double Moon
Sean Penn, Kevin Bacon in Val

Val Kilmer filmed private moments of his life over the course of forty years, and released the footage in this acclaimed documentary. Val has pals in high places, including superstars Kevin Bacon and Sean Penn, who delivered the double moon when they were just young bucks starting out in Hollywood!

Lifetime Skinchievement
Ryan Reynolds

Ryan Reynolds was an easy choice for this year’s Lifetime Achievement winner. Just look at him! This devilishly handsome actor has an unbelievable history of sexiness starting with the comedy Buying The Cow, where he shows his penis, balls, and even his butthole! Plus who could forget Ryan’s famous nude run in with Sandra Bullock in The Proposal, or his rare superhero nudity in the Deadpool movies? Oh, or his pegging scene. Yup, Reynolds gets his tight butt penetrated from behind. So there’s that. With this amazing legacy of dudity, we can’t think of a better recipient for this year’s Lifetime Achievement Award! You do you Ryan, and then, you do us!