The Best Film and TV Nudity of 2019

Best Picture
Call Me By Your Name

No other movie in 2018 captured the heart (and hard-on) of America quite like Call Me By Your Name! The touching tale brought plenty of tail touching, with stars Armie Hammer and Timothée Chalamet delivering some of the hottest gay make outs in cinema history, an explosive cum aftermath on Hammer's chest, and, of course, the year's peachiest scene. These two can call us anything they want!

Best TV Show
Altered Carbon

Netflix's sci-fi series Altered Carbon brought plenty of out-of-this-world dudity from brooding and beautiful blondie Joel Kinnaman. But it was the lengthy (and we do mean lengthy) full frontal from Edward Dalmas and James Purefoy that made Altered Carbon the 2018 television series to beat… off to.

Nude Debut
Chris Pine in Outlaw King

Audiences were Pine-ing for Chris Pine's penis ever since he started hyping his frontal scene in Outlaw King. The final result didn't quite meet the expectations of thirsty fans, but we think this sexy peek at Chris' Pine-is easily earns him the year's Best Nude Debut.

Best Butt
Jamie Dornan in Fifty Shades Freed

Jamie Dornan, or Mr. Grey if ya nasty, was freed from his clothes in Fifty Shades Freed. His sex scene with Dakota Johnson revealed 2018's plumpest, most squeezable, and all around hottest ass. There's no butts about it!

Best Gay Scene
Josh O'Connor, Alec Secareanu in God's Own Country

While Call Me By Your Name received all the attention stateside in 2018, across The Pond audiences were treated to much more explicit gay sex in God's Own Country. In the British flick's hottest gay sex scene (there were plenty to choose from!) gorgeous actors Josh O'Connor and Alec Secareanu bared their sexy naked bods while getting down and dirty. Literally!

Best Full Frontal
Simon Quarterman in Westworld

British babe Simon Quarterman gave the second season of Westworld a desperately-needed dong infusion when he acquiesced to robo Thandie Newton's demands and stripped completely nude! Simon says… that's a nice dick.

Best Nudecomer
Dario Yazbeck Bernal in The House of Flowers

Gael García Bernal's little brother Dario Yazbeck Bernal kept the family tradition of amazing on-screen nudity alive by baring his truly perfect ass during a kinky threeway on Netflix's The House of Flowers. He blooms just for us.

Best Skinny Dip
Darren Criss in American Crime Story

Darren Criss' killer performance in American Crime Story: The Assassination of Gianni Versace earned him much-deserved critical praise. But we're just praising this fashionably hot skinny dipping scene! See Darren's perfect, smooth ass as he dives into a pool. Hey Darren, thanks for barein'!

Best Celebrity Taint
Adam DeVine in Game Over, Man!

2018 proved that on-screen nudity ‘taint nothing for sexy funnyman Adam DeVine. He delivered one of the year's most shocking nude scenes in Game Over, Man!, and while the peeks at his perfect cock and plump ass were Manatomy Award-worthy, the overachieving Adam took things a step further by revealing his perineum. AKA his taint! And we taint think of anything hotter.

Best Shirtless
K.J. Apa in Riverdale

In a 2018 interview, K.J. Apa teased that the third season of Riverdale would be the most skin-filled yet. He did not lie. Archie flaunted his unbelievably ripped bod in almost every episode, leaving audiences saying “I can't believe it's not gay porn.”

Best Cumshot
Jesse Charif, Peter Marx in SWEAT

Director Noel Alejandro's short film SWEAT was half porn, half art, and all fap-worthy! The unsimulated hardcore gay sex between performers Jesse Charif and Peter Marx cumulated in a ribbon of hot cum that you have to see to believe. They put the wet in SWEAT.

Best Buns Behind Bars
Charlie Hunnam, Rami Malek in Papillon

Separately, stunning Papillon stars Charlie Hunnam and Rami Malek are Mr. Man favs who have both gone epically nude. Together, in a prison shower, with their perfect asses lined up like a dang buffet, Charlie and Rami are, well, the year's Best Buns Behind Bars!

Best Rough Sex
Jake Weary, Damon Erik Williams in Animal Kingdom

Rough sex, make it hurt, in the garden, all in… Damon Erik Williams's butt? This year's award for Best Rough Sex easily goes to Williams and Jake Weary in the gay action-filled Animal Kingdom. The two show off their animal instincts during a sweaty, passionate sex sesh. Rawr.

Best Meeting Your Boyfriend's Dad Nude
Matt Lloyd in Here and Now

The short-lived series Here and Now will live long our hearts, thanks in part to the amazing dudity packed into just ten episodes. One of the year's sexiest frontal shots came from the stunning Matt Lloyd, who casually flashed his boyfriend's dad while answering the door with his hot cock out. Ding... dong.

Best Doggystyle
Andrew Garfield in Under the Silver Lake

Andrew Garfield may share the same name as a beloved cartoon cat, but it was his doggystyle in Under the Silver Lake that had us saying “Woof!” Check out the ex Spider-Man's perfect butt as he takes actress Riki Lindhome from behind. We hope she likes it ruff!

Best Beached Male
Matteo Martari in Godard Mon Amour

We often look to foreign flicks for amazing, uninhibited frontal male nudity, and the French biopic Godard Mon Amour was no exception. During one scene, the handsome Matteo Martari went brazenly cock and balls out on the beach in broad daylight! What's not to amour?

Best Thrusty Buns
Y'lan Noel in Insecure

By focusing her attention on male nudity in the hilarious HBO series Insecure, creator Issa Rae is playing right into our hands. And we were playing with something in our hands when Y'lan Noel delivered the year's Best Thrusty Buns in the third season premiere!

Best Uncut Cock
Frantz Chini in Desire

We like uncut cocks and we cannot lie! Frantz Chini Etienne left little to be Desire-d when he unveiled his breathtaking (yes, breathtaking!) intact member in 2018. With a dick like that, he's an uncut above the rest.

Best Bush
Louis Garrel in Godard Mon Amour

Fine-follicled Frenchie Louis Garrel is no stranger to showing off his trés bon dong. Garrel didn't beat around the bush for his nude role in Godard Mon Amour, casually flaunting his hot au naturel package in the doorway! Talk about a hairy situation.

Child Star Gone Nude
Ross Lynch in My Friend Dahmer

Twink incarnate Ross Lynch has come a long way from his Disney Channel days! The sexy toned blondie took a bite out of nudity for his titular role in My Friend Dahmer when he bared his delish smooth ass during a doctor's visit. Yum.

Biggest Cock
Elis Gardiole in Sextape

Elis Gardiole lived up to the expectations we had for Sextape by revealing the year's Biggest Cock during one unforgettable scene! His gigantic, girthy, long johnson had sphincters everywhere shaking. Like, we said goodbye to our holes in 2018 thanks to Elis.

Best Cumberbuns
Benedict Cumberbatch in Patrick Melrose

In 2018 Benedict Cumberbatch finally delivered A-list dudity to match his A-list fame. Over a decade after briefly going nude in To The Ends Of The Earth, he showed off his Cumberbuns in Patrick Melrose, to the delight of us and teen Tumblr users everywhere.

Best Pole Work
Jorge Antonio Guerrero in Roma

Netflix's moving drama Roma stirred up some emotions in our pants when star Jorge Antonio demonstrated his pole work while bearing his, well, pole! The unforgettable full frontal scene is black, white, and sexy all over.

Best Buff Butt
John Cena in Blockers

It's no secret that wrestler-turned-actor John Cena doesn't skip arm day, or leg day, or overall super hot ripped bod day, but thanks to his nude turn in the comedy Blockers, we know that he spends most of his gym time on butt day.

Best Shower Scene
Felix Kramer, Sebastian Zimmler in Dogs of Berlin

Dogs of Berlin actors Sebastian Zimmler and Felix Kramer weren't the only ones who were wet during the year's Best Shower Scene! We love how they casually show off every inch of their stacked bods during their tandem shower. Hey guys, how about DO drop the soap!

Best Teen Wolf Alum
Tyler Posey in Sideswiped

Tyler Posey proved himself to be the leader of the Teen Wolf pack by going ass out in the series Sideswiped. In addition to showing off his perfect peach, a post-sex Posey peeled off his protection. Perfection.

Best Office Orifice
John Krasinski in Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan

In 2018, The Office alum John Krasinski teased his buff bod and butt in the hit series Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan. Only one Manatomy Award could be fitting for John's steamy, long-awaited nude debut: Best Office Orifice!

Best Masturbation Scene
Georgi Naldzhiev in Touch Me Not

We're not into picking favorites, but if we had to, Georgi Naldzhiev's performance in Touch Me Not would be right near the top! The gorgeous hung hottie stroked his erect cock while a lucky lady watched. He won't be the only one jacking off!

Cleanest Butthole
Joe Cole in A Prayer Before Dawn

The insanely cute twink Joe Cole shockingly soaped up his hole during a, ahem, thorough shower in A Prayer Before Dawn, easily earning him the year's Cleanest Butthole. We love when dirty boys get clean.

Best Nude In Front Of Your Thirsty Roommate
Brandon P. Bell in Dear White People

In Dear White People, Brandon P. Bell was the roommate we've always wanted when he flaunted his enviably tight bod while splashing around in a fountain nude! We see his sculpted ass, while his thirsty roommate gets a look at Brandon's Bell. Lucky.

Best Analingus
Jackson Davis in Vida

Jackson Davis had a HOLE lot of fun in the second episode of Vida's first season! During one of the year's most shocking scenes, actress Melissa Barrera tosses the sexy blondie's salad like his name is indeed Romaine.

Best Threesome
Jonathan Gregg, Casey Sullivan in High Maintenance

Three's a crowd, unless two of the three are on-screen brothers played by the super sexy actors Jonathan Gregg and Casey Sullivan! Gregg and Casey make actress Natalie Joy Johnson's day in High Maintenance, until her character discovers that she just slept with two brothers. Just remember Natalie, it's all relative.

Best Balls
Thomas Séraphine in Nude

Thomas Séraphine was the belle of the balls in 2018, revealing his gag-worthy pair in the appropriately titled series Nude. His truck nuts are only accentuated by his daddy good looks and sexy uncut cock. Watch Nude, you'll have a ball...s.

Best Spooning
Russell Tovey, Arinzé Kene in The Pass

The award for Best Spooning shows the softer side of Mr. Man. Not to mention the softer sides of hotties Russell Tovey and Arinze Kene, who share a buns-out tender moment together in the gay drama The Ass. Oops, we mean, The Pass!

Best Dickouette
Blake Jenner in Billy Boy

The adorable Blake Jenner has come a dong, we mean, a long way since starring on Glee. In the crime drama Billy Boy, Jenner's steamy backlit shower illuminated his huge penis, leading to this year's coveted Best Dickouette Award!

Best Ass In The Grass
Logan Marshall-Green in The Sound and the Fury

Logan Marshall-Green followed up his nude debut in 2016's Quarry with this unforgettable outdoor sex scene in the James Franco-directed The Sound and the Fury. With a lengthy, well-lit look at Logan's gorgeous backside, you'll say “Yeah. That's the year's Best Ass In The Grass alright!”

Best Foreign TV Series
Elite

If horny and experimental prep school kids played by twenty-something-year-olds is your thing, then Elite is for you! Adding a NSFW element to the fail-proof Gossip Girl formula of oversexed high schoolers, Netflix's Spanish-language Elite brought almost a dozen nude and gay scenes, including an unforgettable devil's threeway with Miguel Herrán and Álvaro Rico.

Best Music Video Nudity
Jay Mohr in Nothing's Ever Wrong

Comedian Jay Mohr created a social media uproar when he went cock out in Logan Lynn's music video for Nothing's Ever Wrong. Nothing's ever wrong with Mohr's ageless bod, or this unexpected peek at his peen! In the words of a legend: Gimme gimme Mohr.

Best Censored Dinklage
Peter Dinklage in My Dinner with Hervé

More than just winter was coming when sexy Game Of Thrones star Peter Dinklage showed everything but his Dinklage in My Dinner With Hervé! We were loving the peek at Peter's tight fuzzy bod, as well as his implied lengthy member. It must be dinner time, because we see a snack.

Best Dick on a Table
Whit Spurgeon in Victor Crowley

Whit Spurgeon proved that there's no wrong place to rest your dick in Victor Crowley. During the scene you didn't know you needed, Whit unleashed his mouthwatering package onto an un-Whit-ing table. If this isn't what the Manatomy Awards were created for, then we don't know what is!

Best I'm Standing Next To Jennifer Lawrence With My Penis Out
David Z. Miller in Red Sparrow

Our coveted, esteemed award for Best I'm Standing Next To Jennifer Lawrence With My Penis Out goes to the super adorable David Z. Miller in Red Sparrow! During a classroom demonstration, Miller unveiled his killer bod and package next to one of the world's biggest superstars. No pressure!

Shaq-Craq
Shaquille O'Neal in Uncle Drew

In the comedy Uncle Drew, the ageless Shaquille O'Neal proved that it's never too late to go nude. The hunky basketball superstar dared to bare on-screen for the first time ever by letting his palm-worthy ass hang out of his hospital gown. Who doesn't want to shag Shaq?

Lifetime Achievement
Christopher Meloni

Christopher Meloni’s legacy of dudity started in 1998 with the iconic HBO prison series Oz. As Chris Keller – Oz’s resident bad boy who had it bad for boys - Meloni shocked and delighted viewers by exposing his penal system in over a half dozen scenes. But Oz was just the beginning of Meloni's pantsless path. With his super sexy nude roles in Oz, Wet Hot American Summer, Almost Friends, and HAPPY! spanning over two decades, we couldn't think of a better recipient for this year's Lifetime Skinchievement Award.