If you were a movie going teenager in the 80s, you got to witness Michael Keaton at his peak of sexiness and talent. He made us laugh until it hurt with his starring appearances in the comedy films Mr. Mom (1983), Johnny Dangerously (1984), and The Squeeze (1987). Michael hit stardom when he snagged the titular roles in the Tim Burton films Beetlejuice (1988), Batman (1989), and Batman Returns (1992). Once Michael ditched the cape and cowl, he kept busy with memorable roles in the films Multiplicity (1996), A Shot at Glory (2000), Quicksand (2003), and Robocop (2014). In regards to his silver screen appearances, the twenty-first century was a quiet one for Michael, and he was starting to fade from the radar until he appeared in the 2014 Oscar-winning dramedy Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtual of Ignorance). Not only did Keaton make a splendid return to acting in Birdman, he also stripped down to his white briefs and went on a revealing stroll through NYC. Too bad we didn’t see his bird, man! Most recently you can enjoy the presence (albeit clothed) of Michael onscreen in flicks like Dumbo (2019), Worth (2020), The Trial of the Chicago 7 (2020), The Protege (2021), Morbius (2022), Batgirl (2022), and The Flash (2023). Speaking of the flash, it's about time that Michael shed those threads on camera can let us make another deposit into the old spank bank! Until that blessed day, Man Central will keep searching for more masturbation fuel from Mike!
