Movie 43 (2013)

Even A-list movie stars appreciate a good dick joke now and then, as shown in the ultra-raunchy sketch comedy Movie 43 (2012). Granted, all the household names that appeared in this iconically terrible comedy have come to deeply regret it, since there are all sorts of stories about how they had to be guilted into appearing in some of the more atrocious sketches that make up the movie. How crass are the jokes in the twelve comedy shorts that make up the film? How about Hugh Jackman as a man on a blind date who has an enormous scrotum dangling from his chin? Hugh Jackman with balls on his chin? Guess the rumors are true! Would you prefer watching Chris Pratt take a bunch of laxatives so he can unload a giant dump on Anna Faris' funbags during sex? Maybe you think the idea of Johnny Knoxville as a dude who stumbles across a blonde fairy who gives dudes BJ's all day, or Josh Duhamel as a dude with an animated pet cat that pleasures herself to him and attacks any women he brings home, seem like funnier premises? Yes, the gross out gags in this one are truly nonstop. But with everyone from Elizabeth Banks to James Gunn and Bob Odenkirk trying their hand at directing a skit, the quality of this critically loathed laughfest should have been a lot better than it ended up being. But at least there's some quality nudity! Chris Pratt, back when he was sorta fat, shows his buns thinking Anna wants him to drop a deuce on her head during sexy time. Josh Duhamel has a scene where he's in some tight board shorts, while Justin Long is bursting out of a green Speedo as an interesting take on Batman's buddy Robin. But the hottest scene in the whole movie is when Jeremy Allen White goes The Bear-naked as a homeschooled kid who gets walked in on, in the shower, He covers his cock pretty well, but we get all sorts of ass! With all that skin and filth, Movie 43 has a whole lot of dirty fun for us to see!