It must have been a good omen for skin-fanatics everywhere when Neill Barry landed his first roll in the John Ritter led, actor tries to become a superhero show Hero At Large (1980), for the teenage actor later turned into a mighty tasty, borderline superheroic beefcake, as an adult. Oh, and he's not afraid to show it off either! Mr. Barry moved on to show up in Amityville 3-D (1983), then went full teen dream as the titular moody musician in Joey (1986). He joined Burt Reynolds in the lesser known Heat (1986), and Whoopi Goldberg in Fatal Beauty (1987), before landing a recurring role as Greg Parker on Melrose Place. In 1999, Neill wrote and co-stared in the independent romantic-drama, Friends & Lovers. It's the story of a crew of twenty somethings, hooking up and spilling secrets on a ski slope, and features work from Leon, Robert Downey Jr., Stephen Baldwin and Claudia Schiffer. Claudia gets us stiff, but Neil gets us stiffer! We've got to say, we definitely like a man that writes himself into a nude role, particularly one that has him flashing his gynormous cock and balls! With jewels like that, who wouldn't want to show it off? A one point in the movie, Neill is hanging out with a bunch of gorgeous babes, when he drops his towel and all they can do is scream about how enormous his hanging hog is. Did we mention he wrote this movie? In fairness, that veiney vestibule is in fact much bigger than average, so he's not telling lies. Later, we see a blonde choking on that beast during a wild sex scene. Going forward, Neil did one offs on shows like CSI: NY, House, Crossing Jordan, Without a Trace and Criminal Minds, though he did star as Philip Rearden in Atlas Shrugged: Part 1 (2011). While he last acted in Stolen from Suburbia (2015), Neill has continued writing and has pitched a few TV shows. We bet he's pitched plenty of tents, too, with that enormous unit.
