When it comes to Hugh, I'd like to Jack that man! Just... a little humor to brighten your day. Stunning and stunningly hairy X-Men star Hugh Jackman was caught showing off his ageless bod and bountiful bulge while hitting the beach in his native Australia. You're gonna want to go ahead and examine these pics like you're studying for a dang test!

Hugh Jackman, 47, comes in at 6' 2 tall, and after seeing these pictures I'd say there's some truth to theheight / dick size correlation, because man's been packin' the Jolly Green Giant this whole time! Hugh knew. Lolz. Jackman has recently been putting on the muscle for the upcoming third Wolverine movie, and you can definitely tell that's he's at peak form in these pictures taken at Bondi Beach in Australia. While this bulge is definitelygoing to be what gets me through the rest of the week, it's a little bitter sweet to see, as the actor has sadly kept his peen and pouch to himself. So close, yet so far!Check out all the hot pictures below, as well as a reminder of what his glorious glutes looklike!

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