Settle in, because there’s a long list of newly added nudity on your favorite streaming platforms to get through this week! Even the horror subscription service Shudder got in on the undressed action! Here’s everything you should add to your watchlist ASAP:

The Hooligan

The newest Polish drama series to hit Netflix is all about rabid football fans, but we’re bigger fans of the fanny Wojciech Zieliński briefly shows in the fifth episode. Forget footy and give us that booty!

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The Recruit Season Two

The sophomore season of this Netflix spy series has dropped and we finally spy the sexy seat of one Noah Centineo. Of all the boys we’ve loved before, Noah’s nude debut is one of the most welcome surprises of the year!

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Queen Slim

Netflix has also added this 2019 romance where Daniel Kaluuya’s got no pants! We see his thrustin’ buns while having car sex with Jodie Turner-Smith and those cheeks ain’t slim!

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The Death and Life of Bobby Z

Six years before his untimely death, Paul Walker was one of many naked butts in a prison shower scene during the opening credits of this 2007 action film, and now you can get a nice look at all those lumps by streaming them on Netflix.

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Bigger Season One

The first season of this BET+ comedy has been added to Amazon, and the title tells you all you need to know. Terrence Terrell sports one of the craziest prosthetic cocks we’ve ever laid eyes on and when you see it, you’ll feel yourself get bigger too!

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Cousin Bette

Speaking of cocks, we get a peek at Aden Young’s in this 1998 period film that’s now streaming on Amazon. It’s not just being covered in chocolate that makes him so tasty!

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To Live and Die in L.A.

This 1985 crime drama has a trio of Hollywood tushes in it. John Pankow and Willem Dafoe strip down in a locker room while William Petersen goes the extra mile with some full frontal during a sex scene. Just three more reasons to love L.A.!

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Once Upon a Time in America

Once upon a time, we sawRichard Foronjy’s ass in Sergio Leone’s 1984 mobster movie. Watch it on Amazon and give yourself a happy ending!

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Choke

Sam Rockwell stars in this 2008 adaptation of the Chuck Palahniuk book, playing a sex addict who bares his butt when the lady giving him a blow job pulls a string of anal beads out of them. That’s probably just a Tuesday for him!

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The Panic in Needle Park

Another group shower scene featuring a bunch of wet bums, one of which belongs to a young Al Pacino who plays the drug-addicted lead in this 1971 romantic drama. Stream it now on Amazon and see if you spot a needle in all that steam!

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Friends with Benefits

One of two FWB-themed movies that came out in 2011, this is the one with Justin Timberlake bringing sexy back with his bare back, plus a bottomless Rupak Ginn when Justin demands he give him his pants. Just one of the benefits of being the boss!

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Tigerland

Get ready to salute the lack of shorts worn by soldiers Colin Farrell and Clifton Collins Jr in this Joel Schumacher film from 2000. Colin’s caboose comes out twice while Clifton drops trou and debuts his privates.

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Never Goin’ Back

Amazon has also added this 2018 teen drama where a naughty Raymond Gestaut places his penis inside a hot dog bun, slathers it with mustard, and takes a photo with his phone. This dick pic definitely gets points for creativity!

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Sweet Land

Check out the sweet view of Tim Guinee’s glutes as he washed up outside in this 2005 drama that’s now streaming on Amazon. Rural Minnesota just got a whole lot hotter!

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Milk

If you’re thirsty, head to Amazon and drink in the underwater booty of James Franco and a quick peek at Diego Luna’s lunch meat in this 2008 biopic. They were right, Milk does a body good!

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Those People

Amazon knows everyone loves a messy gay love triangle, so it’s added this 2015 queer romance where Jonathan Gordon goes ass out during sex with Haaz Sleiman. Now we haaz a hard-on!

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Stormy Monday

If you stream this 1988 thriller on Amazon, grab a towel because things are about to get wet! Sean Bean is naked twice, one in getting dressed and once in the tub, and in the latter, you can see Bean’s peen!

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The Wicked Lady

Seemingly streaming for the first time ever, this 1983 adventure flick has a fireside sex scene with a hot piece named Oliver Tobias that, as the Bostonians might say, will get you wicked horny!

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Penitentiary

Our last offering from Amazon delivers a duo of derriere from Leon Isaac Kennedy and Thomas M. Pollard as prison inmates we’d love to do a quick cavity search of!

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Let’s Start a Cult

Now streaming on Hulu, it’s a comedy about cults co-written by and starring Stavros Halkias as Chip, who’s so annoying his fellow cult members leave him out of the mass suicide. When he sees that the leader also was spared from death, he convinces him to start new cult and helps him gather members, but it’s your member that’ll need attention when you see Stravros’ thick, juicy booty!

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No Strings Attached

Because we mentioned that Friends with Benefits is streaming on Amazon, we would be remiss if we did not also point out that its counterpart starring Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher is now on Hulu. Ashton’s clothes don’t stay attached to his body, so we’ve officially renamed him Ass-ton Keister!

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Crimson Peak

Where else would you find Crimson Peak but on Peak-cock? But seriously, NBC’s streaming platform is the place to find Tom Hiddleston’s pants sliding off rump as he rails Mia Wasikowski.

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Wolf

In 2021, UK hottie George MacKay starred in this thrilling indie about a young man who thinks he’s a wolf. Like most man-wolf transformations, it requires him to be completely in the buff, so at one point we see his full moon in the woods!

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Dark Match

Shudder has a pair of newly added titles with nudity, starting with this 2024 horror about a group of wrestlers that realize a bit too late that the event they’ve agreed to perform at has them fighting to the death! But keep your eyes out for Troy Fyhn, because you’ll want to go a few round with yourself when you see him deliver full frontal in an open robe!

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Mosquito

Shudder also now has this 1995 horror available for streaming, and you’ll be pitching a tent of your own when you see Josh Becker’s beefy backside as he and his fellow camper have sex in the woods.

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