Once Upon a Time in Venice (2017)

Bruce Willis is Steve Ford, an LA-based detective who goes on a rampage of revenge when a notorious gang steals his dog in Once Upon a Time in Venice (2017). Strangely this is also the plot of 2014's John Wick, but let's not talk about that. The gang who has his dog makes Ford their bitch, putting him in direct conflict with two angry Samoan brothers, a band of loan sharks, and even Ford's very own police department. How will he get out of this mess?! There's plenty of action in this flick, and even a couple of nude scenes! Brucey proves he's still got it while running around naked, but the most complicated stunts (and barest butts) all seem to be the work of a flexible body double. But oh what a body!