Orange Is the New Black (2013-2019)

After serving a little over a year in a Federal Penitentiary for money laundering, white girl/white collar criminal Piper Kerman crafted her memoir, Orange is the New Black. In 2013, Netflix used her book as inspiration for the smash hit series of the same name, which took the world by storm for the seven seasons it lasted. On the show, 33-year-old Piper Chapman (Taylor Schilling) broke up with her drug-dealer ex Alex (Laura Prepon) an entire decade ago and has straightened out (in more ways than one--she's now engaged to a guy, Larry, played by Jason Biggs). But when the Feds indict her on an old drug smuggling charge from ten years ago, she's sent to the slammer to serve time, partly because Alex sold her out in exchange of a reduced sentence. Face to face with psychos with the Russian mobster Red Reznikov (Kate Mulgrew), kidnapper Suzanne "Crazy Eyes" Warren (Uzo Abuda), murderer Daya Diaz (Dascha Polanco), and more, Piper realizes pretty quickly that she is not about that life. How will this Brooklyn based white girl survive amidst hundreds of hardened criminals? You'll have to watch the show to find out, but if you want to become hardened yourself, just check out all the ERECTIONAL facility man meat! Yes, this is a women in prison show so obviously there's tons of girl on girl, but us fellas who like fellas had plenty of pleasant prison moments, too. American cutie pie Jason Biggs shows off his body in the sauna as well as while he gives Piper the pipe in the shower. As the guard who gets us hard, "Pornstache Mendez" Pablo Schreiber flashes his buns getting intimate with an inmate, while Victor Sho shows his black booty while going for a naked stroll. Nick Sandow uses a body double for a dong flash when he sends some dick pics, but it's Gil Perez-Abraham doing a little wham bam thank you ma'am when he rails some lady in a closet. Maybe the hottest scene in the show comes when Marcos Palma is cuffed, nude to a scalding hot shower. Peter Rini, Jeff Ryan, and Nick Sandow all show off their asses while a slew of other hotties give us some shirtless action. Who knew there was suck good dink in the clink? Orange you glad these boys are so sexy!?