Porky's Revenge (1985)

There’s only one way to top the low-brow humor of the R rated romps Porky’s (1981) and Porky’s II: The Next Day (1983), and that’s with the third installment: Porky’s Revenge! (1985). Yes, the plucky sex-struck schmucks of Angel Beach High School are back for one more engorgement of this popular horndog franchise. As graduation approaches for these titillated teens, they face off once more against their nemesis Porky (Chuck Mitchell), who now owns a riverboat casino. For starters, Meat (Tony Ganios) has been porking Porky’s daughter Blossom (Wendy Feign). If that isn’t vengeful enough, the boys refuse to help him cheat his way onto Easy Street by throwing the state basketball championship. If you’re looking for a plot, that’s about all this comedy has got. But if you’re looking for some skin, Porky’s Revenge! will deliver a heaping helping of beefcake. Just head over to the 16-minute mark to see the guys on screen vie for your erection. Make that, attention. When Mr. Ganios struts his stuff in the buff, you’ll be treated to a view of his bare back and nude booty! The same can be said for Billy McCarty (Mark Herrier), Edward “Pee Wee” Morris (Dan Monahan), and Tommy Turner (Wyatt Knight). If that’s not hot enough, the latter lad flashes his ass when he gets his pants pulled down by Beulah Balbricker (Nancy Parsons). Not to be outdone, Mr. Monahan exposes his chest and buns during graduation. Needless to say, he deserves a T&A on his report card!