Would you go full frontal in a movie? The answer's probably gonna depend on what kind of heat you're packing between the legs, but the cinnamon haired sex kitten Rich Brown didn't let a small member bother him from being a member of a hilarious movie scene. In the Owen Wilson comedy Hall Pass (2011), the redheaded Brown is in a scene where he and another guy pull Owen from a spa to keep him from drowning. Both guys are naked, but that's where the similarities between the two end. At first we get a little side action from Rich, whose Irish body enriches us with dirty thoughts. Then, once they pull Owen out, the black gentleman just behind Owen's head gets a cock close up, and this thing's a damn traffic cone. The BBC isn't just a news network, my friends! Then, we get a close up shot of Rich in all his full frontal glory that exposes Rich's ginger bush and small, flaccid wanker. There might be some digital manipulation going on to make it look smaller than it really is, but we'd be happy to work that micro! Rich moved on to play a conference attendee in Dumb and Dumber To (2014), and has a strange special thanks credit in the 2015 short film Flowers in December (2015). We're sure Rich doesn't really have a teeny weeny, but we know for a fact he has a gorgeous, pale tail and a meaty chest. No matter how big or small his piece is, we'd love to get down with Rich Brown!
