None of the Culkin boys will ever be mistaken for beefcakes, but Rory Culkin proves lean and cut is a thing, and a thing Mr. Man likes. A lot. As you may have guessed, Rory is indeed from the famous Culkin clan, with acting brothers Macaulay and Kieran part of the truck-load of kids. There’s a resemblance there in both looks and voice, which actually helped Rory get his foot in the acting door. He played the younger version of his siblings in Richie Richie (1994) and Igby Goes Down (2002). He grabbed his own starring role as Morgan Hess in M. Knight Shyamalan’s Signs (2002) when he was 13, and earned a Special Distinction Award at the Film Independent Spirit Awards for his role as Sam in Mean Creek (2004). You’ve since seen him as Chris in Twelve(2010) with Chace Crawford, playing Clement in Hick (2011) with Blake Lively (working on Gossip Girl co-stars?), as Charlie Walker in Scream 4 (2011) with the usual cast of characters, and in the role of Gage in Bullet Head (2017) with Antonio Banderas. He plays Euronymous in Lords of Chaos (2018), the movie based on the real Norwegian Death Metal arsonists. It’s here where Rory appears wearing only a pair of red bikini briefs, nicely filled out, and a whole lot of lean muscle, nicely defined. And you get plenty of opportunity to ogle the goods, as he walks around both inside and outside without the aid of additional clothing. For a more recent sighting, check him out on TV in The Expecting in 2020, and as Samuel Lafferty in the FX mini-series Under the Banner of Heaven (2022) with Andrew Garfield. Rory's closest flirtation with nudity was in the 2023 mini-series Swarm, in which we see Rory Culkin's cock as he holds a clear glass bowl of strawberries up to the show's main character! However, our dudity detectives concluded that a body double was used for this shot. Who needs beefcake anyway? (At least not right now…)
