Speed of Life (1999)

Mia Kirshner’s big bang came dressed as a school-girl stripper in the arthouse hit Exotica (1994). She then went on to star in Speed of Life (1999), not to be confused with David Bowie’s song “Speed of Life” (1977) or the film The Speed of Life (2007) featuring Jeremy Allen White. In this pic, Mia plays a drug addict who gets her highs, both sexual and otherwise, from a guy named Drew (Scott Caan). He’s dealing to support his comatose dad (Leo Burmester). If you can get over the fact that Mr. Burmester plays a sick man, you can enjoy getting a full-on view of his man tool. Oh, daddy! Too bad this happens when the old man is having his diaper changed. Now, if you can’t get over that fact, don’t fret since Scott and Leo share a shower scene just one minute into the flick. In other words, flesh fans don’t have to wait long to gaze upon two generations of peen! In real life, Scott is the son of big screen hunk James Caan. Now, who wouldn’t want to see that tough guy in the buff? No need to raise your hand (or any other part of your anatomy) since this is a rhetorical question. Of course, you would! Under the pen and direction of Rob Schmidt, this R-rated movie also includes Anthony Ruivivar, Matt Servitto, and Caan’s caboose. Speed of Life was originally titled Saturn, but considering Scott’s bare buns, we think it should have been called Uranus!