The Discovery of Heaven (2001)

A radical distillation of Harry Mulisch’s 900-page tome on the intersections of religion, philosophy, and everyday life, The Discovery of Heaven (2001) is an epic metaphysical voyage about a cosmic wrestling match between man and God. Weary of the depravity on Earth, God decides to abandon his covenant with man and sends an angel to retrieve the stone tablets of the Ten Commandments. But because humans are a strong-willed lot, the angel runs into more trouble than he imagined. Of course, if you’d prefer to skip the metaphysical mumbo jumbo, you might discover heaven via the beautiful backside of Greg Wise as he defiles a virgin and sexual overtakes an older woman. The brief view of Greg’s glutes is heavenly and will have you on a path of self-discovery.