The Man Who Wasn't There (1983)

No, The Man Who Wasn’t There (1983) isn’t about your father, it's a critically reviled 3-D film that Steve Gutenberg made before he was a star. In the decidedly eighties sci-fi adventure flick, Steve Gutenberg stars as Sam Cooper, a low-level U.S. State Department worker who ends up in the wrong place at the wrong time, and witnesses an invisible man being murdered. With his last dying breath, the man gives Sam a few vials containing a solution that induces invisibility. Soon enough, Sam finds himself hotly pursued by U.S. and Russian agents trying to get their hands on the serum. To escape his deadly stalkers, Sam consumes the extraordinary elixir, becoming invisible, and ends up getting into all the kinds of hijinks you'd expect in a 1980's invisibility comedy that was thrown together pretty much exclusively to make use of the new 3-D tech that was sweeping the cinemas at the time. It might not have reinvented the world of cinema, but man, did Mr. Man appreciate seeing the Gutenbooty in this one! We were very glad Steve’s pants weren’t there when he gets caught with his pants down in the courtroom, then when he's making out with a woman while naked and doesn't realize the invisibility serum has worn off. Steve will put a very visible bulge in your pants flashing that ass! Other than him, all we get to see is Vincent Baggetta's buns as he lies naked on the floor with a knife in his back. Filled with more than enough action to force Mr. Man to stare, The Man Who Wasn't There will have you wishing they'd gone bare!