The Piano (1993)

Jane Campion’s The Piano (1993) is set in 19th century New Zealand and features Harvey Keitel who plays Baines, a retired sailor that trades land for piano lessons from Holly Hunter’s Ada. It is all a ploy for him to be near her, hear her play, and eventually reveal his desire for her. By reveal, of course, we mean show her his penis.

Jump to about the midway point of the movie and we find Harvey fully nude wiping the piano down. A slow pan of his body stops on his nice, round ass. Later, as he tries to seduce Hunter’s Ada, Keitel goes full native as he exposes himself naked to her. As he walks across the room and sits on the bed Harvey’s lil’ Taxi Driver pops his head up and is on full display.

The movie is soaked with sex and nudity as Baines and Ada begin a torrid affair. In one scene you will feel some thunder down under as we get a full-frontal view of Keitel as he closes a curtain and prepares to get his freak on. All hands are on deck as we see that Harvey is circumcised and his balls are ever the elegant gentlemen leading Harvey on his way to Happytown. The Piano smolders with eroticism, but it is Harvey and his pork sword that are the champions of this Skinarifric movie!