The Survivalist (2015)

Great Britain’s post-apocalyptic thriller The Survivalist (2015) — not to be confused with the American post-apocalyptic thriller The Survivalist (2021) — is a thrill. Not because of its sci-fi elements, but because of its flesh! Stephen Fingleton’s gritty film provides a provocative perspective of the future. The haunting story starts with the titular character (Martin McCann) foraging food on a small plot of land in the woods while starvation abounds outside. How does his garden grow? With some thick uncut dong, of course! Watch as he jacks it just 13 minutes into the movie. Yeah, the lonely man exists by himself — until two women show up. One is an older lady named Kathryn (Olwen Fouéré) and the other is her twenty-something daughter Milja (Mia Goth). The latter offers up some sex in exchange for food and shelter. As expected, the lonely survivalist obliges. Their skintastic act means we get to see Martin’s full frontal nudity at the 27-minute mark. A half hour after that, Mr. McCann flashes his fuzzy chest and pubes as well as his blurred balls and cock as he slowly walks in the forest at night. The woodsy scene would give you a woody if the camera was in focus. Conversely, we can clearly see the skintastic actor washing his asshole at the top of the movie. Sadly, when Milja’s love blooms, Kathryn plots to take over the land and put an end to the dude. Yet he gets the last laugh when she dies instead. Happy ending?