Tarzan, the Ape Man (1981)

Tarzan the Ape Man (1981) is the classic retelling of Tarzan, the wild man who lives in the jungle. While on an African expedition with her father, Jane Parker (Bo Derek) meets this wild man, and the two become entranced by one another.  Tarzan may have met his mate, but we are head-over-heels for the wild man himself. Miles O'Keeffe looks perfect when he shows us peeks of his ass in his sexy little loin cloth.  In a few scenes, Miles hangs out with a lion and wears his little loin cloth. It conveniently does not cover his ass at all! We are definitely not complaining about seeing all that tush. Richard Harris is usually more clothed than Miles in the movie, except for one scene where he shows off his fabulous ass, cock, and balls as he bathes himself in a bucket! We're feeling wild for that long dong!