Too Old to Die Young is a stylistic web series starring Hollywood's latest bad boy Miles Teller. It takes us to the gritty Los Angeles crime underworld, where Detective Martin Jones (Teller) finds himself falling down a bloody and sinister crime rabbit hole. Gangs, gunfire, martial arts, and other dangers lurk. While we don't get to see if Miles is Too Old to Die Hung, we do see his super yummy shirtless bod! Hottie Augusto Aguilera bulges out by the pull in his tiny purple Speedos, but Ken Moreno really steals the show when he flashes his hot ass! We're getting too old for this shiz. Not!