If you were out last nightyou probably noticeddozens of people taking pictures of the sky with their cellphones while using a flash.If you've been on Facebook todayyou've probably noticeddozens of dark, grainy pictures of a fuzzy orange dot. The super blood moon - the perfect aligning of the earth, sun, and moon- was truly a sight to behold, and deserves better than to be celebrated through serial killer-looking photos. Thankfully the mooning men of the big screen are here to help mark the occasion!
While astronomers prefer their moonshung in the sky and we prefer ours on a hung guy, we can all agree that the following men will have you star grazing. Here are the top 10 male mooning movie moments!
10) Marlon Brando in Last Tango in Paris (1972)
Although not nearly the most sexually explicit scene in this groundbreakingBernardo Bertolucci erotic classic, we still love seeing MarlonBrando flash his plump rump during a dancing competition.
9) Jay Mohr in The Groomsmen (2006)
You may remember Jay Mohr as the asswho destroyed Jerry Maguire's career in the 1996 eponymous flick, but we best remember Mr. Mohr for, well, his ass in The Groomsmen!
8) Eddie Thomas Kayein American Wedding (2003)
Mooning in motion is a classic, and hottie Eddie Kaye Thomas' beautiful buns have our hands racing towards our pants.
7) James Le Gros in Point Break (1991)
Gros is anything butt gross as he shows us his delicious ass. James made it to number seven on our list because, if you'll notice, his spread cheeks reveal a beautiful hairy butthole. No, thank YOU.
6) Scott Vickaryous and Kip Pardue in Whatever It Takes (2000)
Our first double butt scene on the list is a doozy. We would do Whatever It Takes to get our hands on those four perfect round butts!
5) Anthony Ruivivar inStarship Troopers (1997)
We kind of lost it over thisscene when we brought it to you for a Netflix nudity report. Why? Because in it we get deliciously up close and personal with Anthony Ruivivar's butthole. Starship Troopers is still streaming on Netflix, so if you need your daily dose of man hole, you best head on over!
4) Brad Pitt in Twelve Monkeys (1995)
While Brad Pitt plays a mental patient in this sci-fi thriller, you'll be the one completely losing your mind over his beautiful butt flash. Get ready to go nuts as you get a peek of Brad's balls in the first picture. Twelve Monkeys will have you monkeying around with yourself.
3) Mel Gibson in Braveheart (1995)
Braveheart gets the award for the most mooning men on this list. We'd be willing to go into battle if it meant we could be around all these beautiful buns!
2) Kevin Bacon and Sean Penn in Val (2021)
Home video footage of future A-listers Kevin and Sean mooning a camcorder operated by Val Kilmer while performing on Broadway in the show "The Slab Boys"
1) Leonardo DiCaprio, James Madio, Patrick McGaw, and Mark Wahlbergin The Basketball Diaries (1995)
Finally the scene that continues to cause sexual awakenings the world over, the epic mooning shot in The Basketball Diaries. Thanks for helping us celebrate, boys!
