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Celeb Penis Size, Ranked

Do you ever wonder which celebrities have the biggest and smallest penises in Hollywood? Well today you’re in luck! Here at Mr. Man we love penises of all shapes and sizes, and we’re celebrating the delish diversity of dongage with the 22 biggest celebrity growers and showers! Only A-listers actors made the cut (or uncut!) and the results have been verified by our dedicated team of guy-ientists. Those are guy scientists for you non-academics. Hit the list below to check out the sexy celebrities with the biggest and smallest penises in Hollywood! You can watch every scene now with a FREE Mr. Man account!

Mr. Man's Take

It’s no secret that Ben Affleck is one of the sexiest men in the biz we call show. But did you know that the real-life DILF has the biggest penis in Hollywood? It’s true. He surpasses even the legendary Michael Fassbender (who seemingly fluffed for his Shame role). For a look at what Ben is packing, check out his massive member in Gone Girl. Ben there, hung that!

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Michael Fassbender’s legendary cock has received ample time in front of the camera thanks to his brazen full-frontal performances. Michael really put other actors to shame in, well, Shame, when he flaunted his huge swinging penis. Raise your hand if you want more Fassbender dick!

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Barry Keoghan is the proud owner of the biggest penis of any young actor in Hollywood. He’s ushering in the new era of hung superstars - and these young men are not afraid to showcase what the good Lord gave them. For those not in the know, Barry is the cocky Irishman who famously revealed off every inch of his thick manhood in the iconic final dance sequence of Saltburn. Barry nice.

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The talented and sexy actor Yahya Abdul-Mateen II em-bawdy-ies Watchmen’s Dr. Manhattan like no other man can. He lends his perfect, thick penis to the role of the famously naked Dr. Manhattan in multiple mouthwatering scenes. Do we like seeing him naked? Um, Ya...hya.

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Ewan McGregor is one of the nudest actors in Hollywood, with over a half dozen frontal performances under his rarely-there belt. And with his impressive package in Young Adam, this sexpot is an example of quality and quantity! When it comes to Ewan, we all win.

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Big. Floppy. Uncut. What more does one need to know? Along with his youthful comrades on this list, Josh O’Connor is an up-and-comer in show business not afraid to share his business with the world. Josh’s frontal scene in the acclaimed gay drama God’s Own Country would have been enough, but he had to take things even further with his incredible full frontal shot in Mothering Sunday. Just look at it... swing.

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Research shows that, on average, gay men have larger penises than straight men. That research: Matt Bomer. After showcasing his bum in a number of roles, Bomer finally brought out the big guns in the 2020 remake of The Boys In The Band. Bomer flashes his thick cock to Sheldon himself while getting out of the shower. We always knew this man had a sizable… talent.

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Omar God! Omar Epps is definitely an actor who we want to see more nudity from. But at least he blessed us with a great frontal nude scene in Conviction. We’re convinced that he’s one of the most well-endowed actors in Hollywood!

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Many fans might not know that Zorro himself is packing an impressive sword. Antonio was just a twink when he showed off his genuinely thick sausage in 1982’s False Eyelash! And don’t get us started on that sexy au naturel bush. Just don’t okay.

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A man with a dashingly handsome face, dreamy eyes, perfectly toned bod, and an extra long dong might seem too good to be true. But that’s exactly what you get with Colin Farrell! Porn fans can check out his sizable soapy cock in Triage.

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Irish boys just hit different, and Paul Mescal can hit it any which way. As with Harris Dickinson, we have Paul’s breakout role to thank for his best nudity. In the Hulu romance Normal People, he boldly lets it all hang out in multiple post-coital cuddling scenes. Sprawled out with his undercarriage fully exposed - Paul is a man with nothing to hide, and for good reason.

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Arguably the hottest member of the Skarsgård dy-nasty isn’t afraid to serve up his Swedish sausage. Alexander shocked audiences by delivering full frontal nudity in a True Blood scene that’s straight fire.

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If you look up “daddy" in the dictionary, you won’t find a picture of Daniel Craig. That’s not how dictionaries work. But if you check him out in Love is the Devil, you will see one of the hottest daddy cocks in Hollywood when he lets it all hang out in the tub!

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Harris Dickinson is poised for total Hollywood domination. As his star rises, it is our duty to keep his breakout role in Beach Rats in the zeitgeist. He plays a closeted surfer bro who hooks up with older men. Many people don’t realize that Dickinson showed his dick two times - while trimming his pubes and during a very sexy hotel room hook-up!

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Jake Gyllenhaal proves that it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean. We wouldn’t mind having our starboard side tossed around by the A-lister after seeing his one and only frontal shot, in Jarhead. Jake Gyllenhaal exposes his twig and berries while confidently strutting around the men’s showers. Grower? I hardly know her.

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Emma Stone may have done the vast majority of the nudity in the 2023 Oscar-winning Poor Things, but her costar Mark Ruffalo is far from shy. In the notorious Meg Ryan sexual thriller In The Cut, Ruffalo ruffled some feathers with this unforgettable frontal flash. America’s Daddy proves that big things come in small packages.

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This British babe loves showing off his pint-sized package to anyone and everyone. Shia LaBeouf even claimed that he and Tom once wrestled fully naked! Tom Hardy boldly bares it all in some of the most memorable nude titles here at Mr. Man, like Colditz and Bronson. Hardy will leave you hard!

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The Internet erupted following Theo James' frontal flash on The White Lotus. It turns out, however, that his foot-long appendage was merely a prosthetic. For the real deal, check out James’ less-discussed actual frontal nudity in The Time Traveler’s Wife. His pocket watch makes two blink-and-you’ll-miss-it appearances. The series may have been canceled after its first season, but Theo’s nudity will live on forever.

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Now we know why things didn’t work out with Katie! Throughout his career Tom Cruise tried his best to hide his package from the camera, but in 1983’s All the Right Moves, he briefly slipped audiences his Cruise missile. Tom’s nudity has us jumping (on the couch) for joy!

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Diego Luna first flirted with frontal in 2001’s Y tu mamá también before giving us a good, clear look at his sensible sidepiece in 2007’s The Night Buffalo. The future A-lister (he would go on to portray Cassian Andor in the Star Wars franchise) looks incredible in the buff, and hopefully inspires other Star Wars actors to showcase their Lightsabers in the future.

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Back when he was a mere twink, industry favorite Leonardo DiCaprio delivered a surprising frontal scene in Total Eclipse. He was only twenty-years-old when he showed his fun-size cock and balls while standing on a roof fully naked! See, you can be a ladies man, even without the gland.

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We’re certain that he’s simply a grower and not a show-er, but that didn’t stop audiences from commenting on the shocking size of Terrence Howard's penis as seen in Get Rich or Die Tryin’. Maybe in Terryology (Howard’s unproven math theory) three inches equals a foot!