While much of the world celebrates All Saints’ Day on November 1st, we’re celebrating All Taints Day! In order to make the most of this hole-iest of hole-idays, we rounded up the top ten hottest celebrity taint shots from movies and television.
You may find yourself asking: What is a man’s taint? A taint is the sweet spot between a man’s balls and his butthole. The male taint has many names - grundle, gooch, perineum, etc. - and has entered the zeitgeist in recent years as more folks, both gay and straight, discover all the fun that can be had with this sensitive and sexy area.
Even celebrities who have demonstrated that they are comfortable with nudity rarely expose this most vulnerable of places, but the ten celebs on this list bucked the trend, boldly exposing their taints for all the world to see! Make the most of All Taints Day by checking out rare nude taint shots of The Righteous Gemstones funnyman Adam DeVine, real-life gay pornstar Sean Paul Lockhart, famously hung A-lister Ewan McGregor, and more. Taint life grand?
The frequently nude stunner James Duvall has proven time and time again that he’s a man with nothing to hide. He showed his penis in multiple films spanning three decades, but really started out with a bang, giving us a fantastic look at his ass, big balls, and everything in between, while undressing for a bath in his first nude role.
Goodbye Seventies was one of the many projects released in the 2020s that covered the world of retro gay porn in the 70s. Playing one of the many naked gay pornstars here, Andrew Cawley finds himself face down and spread eagle on the bed. If you can tear your eyes away from that incredible ass, you can appreciate his gorg gooch. Goodbye Seventies, hello Andrew’s taint.
The seminal gay cruising movie Stranger By The Lake isn’t wanting for male nudity. Famously, porn body doubles were enlisted to deliver moments of real gay sex. Christophe Paou gave his body double a break, however, when he exposed his taint during a fully naked chat on a cruising beach.
Prior to achieving global fame for portraying Rocky in the iconic boxing franchise, Sylvester Stallone made ends meet by starring in the softcore porn The Party At Kitty And Stud's. The title was later changed to The Italian Stallion to capitalize on Stallone’s newfound celebrity. You don’t need to look too close to find this gratuitous shot of the space between Rocky’s cocky and his Ballsboa.
Sean Paul Lockhart, AKA Brent Corrigan, is one of the most famous gay porn stars of all time. Kicking off his career as a willing twink bottom, fans are definitely familiar with Sean’s world-famous taint. Lockhart exercised his acting chops in the feature-length thriller Truth, but kept true to his origins by exposing his perfect perineum.
The Scottish stud Ewan McGregor is one of the nudest celebrities of all time, having shown his penis in a staggering eight different movies. It’s not the penis we’re celebrating today. It’s - let’s all say it together - the taint. Playing a hard-partying rocker, McGregor gives the people what they want (taint) while bending over on stage fully naked!
Between his hit comedies Workaholics and The Righteous Gemstones, Adam DeVine starred in the raunchy Netflix comedy, Game Over, Man! This exhibitionist made the most of his unconstrained role, exposing his penis, balls, and taint while fighting other men bottomless in a hotel room. It’s simply DeVine.
Harlem is a rare television show to embrace the taint. During a stripping routine, the gorgeous Robert Ri'chard ever so briefly flashes his backsack and butthole. We may never know if this taint flash was accidental or not, but either way, it’s made Harlem one of the most revealing mainstream series ever released.
We’re at number two, which means iconic taints only folks. Viggo Mortensen has frequently collaborated with renowned director David Cronenberg. Their acclaimed flick Eastern Promises is famous for this brutal fight scene, in which a fully nude Viggo is accosted by two men in a bathhouse. Viggo gets the best of them - and we get the best of him! - as he bends over with his entire backside visible.
Wei Kai Huang may not be a household name, but he is undoubtedly the king of taint. Wei Kai Huang teamed up with famed Hong Hong director Scud, who has a history of delivering explicit homoerotic content. Huang helped push Scud further than he’s gone before by brazenly allowing the camera to pan over every inch of his body while doing ballet nude. It’s an incredible scene that is a must-watch not just on All Taints Day, but every day!