The Eight Inches Of Hanukkah: Hottest Jewish Celebs Nude

#8: Daniel Radcliffe

Harry Potter took us to ASSkaban in 2013’s Kill Your Darlings! Daniel takes in every inch of Olen Holm’s big cock while bottoming during a hot and heavy gay scene. It looks like Harry Potter has a hairy pooter.

#7: Zac Efron

Zac Efron is a quintessential jock, and he loves showing off his hard work at the gym! We saw his huge sculpted ass in movies like 2012’s The Lucky One and 2013’s That Awkward Moment, but did you know that in 2016’s Dirty Grandpa, Zac accidentally flashes his hairy cock and balls? We’ll just call him Sac Efron.

#6: Joseph Gordon-Levitt

The 3rd Rock From the Sun alum has a nude past that’s out of this world! In 2004’s Mysterious Skin a twenty-three-year-old Joseph slips us some cock during a gay scene, and he even takes a dude’s thick cum on his face. He’s not Joe-king around.

#5: Timothée Chalamet

America’s twinkheart didn’t waste any time getting naughty on screen. When he was only twenty-two-years-old, Timothée teamed up with daddy Armie Hammer for his ultra sexy and intimate gay scenes in 2017’s Call Me By Your Name. Tim cums in a peach, and Armie cums in Tim’s peach. Crazy how that works out!

#4: Oliver Jackson-Cohen

He puts the “Man” in “The Haunting of Bly Manor!” Before hitting it big on Netflix, the 6’ 3” model-gorgeous Oliver bared his fat ass while pounding out a dude during a gay sex scene in 2017’s Man in an Orange Shirt. Plus, don’t even get us started on his massive hairy chest. Just… don’t. Plz.

#3: Shia LaBeouf

Where’s the LaBeouf? Why, it’s right here! Shia has shown off his girthy penis in everything from the extremely NSFW Nymphomaniac movies to the 2016 indie American Honey to two different music videos. Nothing Shia about this guy!

#2: Jake Gyllenhaal

Jake might be most famous around these here parts for getting boned down by Heath Ledger in a tent in 2005’s Brokeback Mountain, but his best ass shots can be found in 2010’s Love and Other Drugs and 2019’s Velvet Buzzsaw. He’s Gyllenhaal that and a bag of chips! As they say.

#1: Aaron Taylor-Johnson

Was there any doubt that Aaron Taylor-Johnson would top this list? Is there any doubt that he tops everything that crosses his path? Aaron has a massive double wide dong, and we get to see every inch of it 2019’s A Million Little Pieces! See, we weren’t kidding about those eight inches of Hanukkah...