April Showers: 10 Best Shower Scenes With Penises!

#10: Gaspard Ulliel, Guillaume Gouix in To The Ends Of The World

While the judges deliberate on whether or not this is technically a shower scene, we’ll be here appreciating every inch of the late, great French actor Gaspard Ulliel’s body. He plays a soldier in the First Indochina War, and in one scene washes his fully exposed body with a pail of water. With only his hand for a luffa, Gaspard actually fondles his huge penis on screen while cleaning his package! Oh, and did we mention his disturbingly hung French comrade Guillaume Gouix? Who can make room for that baguette!

#9: Pierre Perrier, Johan Libéreau in Cold Showers

A homoerotic friendship mounts between teenage friends played by Pierre Perrier and Johan Libéreau in this cock-filled drama. The boys form a three way relationship with a woman, but in the case of this movie, three is not, in fact, the magic number. Cold Showers is all about the boys-only two way shower. They soap up their long uncut penises in silence together, with Pierre gratuitously touching himself a number of times!

#8: Yehuda Nahari Halev, Yoav Reuveni in Snails In the Rain

In this erotic shower scene, it’s more about what you don’t see than what you do. Israeli men are some of the most stunning men on the planet (we admit into evidence our number one pick on this list), and the men in Snails In the Rain are no exception. A lustful Yoav Reuveni secretly eyes his shower mate Yehuda Nahari Halevi. He yearns for what he can’t have, managing only a brief but glorious glimpse of Yehuda’s large penis in the reflection of the shower tiles. Israeli hot.

#7: Christopher Meloni in Oz

What would our list of the best shower scenes with cock be without Christopher Meloni’s legendary nudity in Oz? In the fourth season of this gay-heavy prison series, Meloni lets it all hang out while warning the adorable, and equally nude, Brian Bloom not to “stick his prick” in Meloni’s boo, Beecher. Too late. Bloom states that he got a blowjob from Beecher already. Just men talking about sharing another man. While naked. In the shower. We know gay porn when we see it!

#6: Bryan Brown, Graeme Blundell, Brandon Burke, John Jarratt in The Odd Angry Shot

What did we do to deserve this! Here four retro Australian actors flaunt their period-appropriate hairy cocks in a lengthy outdoor shower scene! The men casually let their gorgeous uncut penises hang out while playing Australian soldiers in the Vietnam War. The bods are tight. The cocks are soapy. The men are Australian. What more could you want from a shower scene?

#5: Henry Eikenberry in Euphoria

For the fifth hottest shower scene with cock, look no further than a 2022 episode of Euphoria. Henry Eikenberry plays the object of young Cal Jacobs’ affection. Before flashing his hairy cock and balls to young Cal (played by Elias Kacavas) Henry showers off in the boys locker room with his thick penis fully exposed! He has an Abercrombie-worthy jock bod, model hot face, and that awesome cock. Hey Henry, thanks for showing your twig and Eikenberries!

#4: Ben Affleck in Gone Girl

Take note. This is how you get the nanny. Ben Affleck changed the celebrity nudity game in 2014 when he boldly revealed his massive, perfect penis in Gone Girl. It’s a brief scene, but thanks to the magic of slow-mo, we can savor every inch of Ben as he slips into the shower naked with Rosamund Pike. You can’t clock Big Ben.

#3: Gilles Marini in Sex And The City

Long before Corey Saucier made headlines for his full frontal nudity in the Sex and the City reboot And Just Like That… Gilles Marini made Samantha’s Ovaltine boil in the 2008 movie! She catches the fully exposed Gilles taking an outdoor shower! We get tons of gratuitous looks at his smooth, flawless body, including a close-up of that mouth watering Red Bull can cock. Queen Samantha deserves nothing less.

#2: Jannik Schümann, Louis Hofmann in Center Of My World

The up and coming actor Louis Hofmann was only a teenager when he took on the role of a curious young man in Center Of My World. We get some great looks at his uncut penis throughout the flick, but it’s his boy toy Jannik Schümann who gives it up in the shower! Their super hot gay shower make out gets Jannik hard, and Louis helps relieve his friend by actually jerking his erect cock! It’s a passionate and sexy gay scene complete with a real handjob. It’s why we do what we do.

#1: Tom Mercier in Synonyms

Finally, it’s time for the best shower scene with cock ever filmed. With Israeli God Tom Mercier, we actually have two scenes to choose from. He shows the biggest cock in the game during shower scenes in both We Are We We Are and Synonyms! But Synonyms takes the cake here, as it’s where Tom briefly masturbates. After touching himself, Tom’s cock is noticeably excited - growing a couple of inches right there on camera. We want him to shower us with more than kisses!