Touch (1997)

Based on the Elmore Leonard novel of the same name, Touch (1997) is a dark comedy that follows Juvenal (Skeet Ulrich), a young dude with the ability to cure the sick by the laying-on of hands. Yeah, just like those fancy television preachers. To make things more odd, the healing hunk occasionally experiences stigmata, marked sores that mimic Christ’s crucifixion wounds. When word gets out about Juvenal’s god-like abilities, Bill (Christopher Walken), a former evangelist-turned mobile home salesman, sees dollar signs in Juvenal’s uncanny abilities, along with his assistant, Lynn (Bridget Fonda), make a move to befriend the stigmata-stricken stud. Bill’s devious plan gets trumped when August (Tom Arnold), a jealousy-filled religious zealot, gets in the way when he takes exception to his intrusion. Also, things really go south for Bill’s moneymaking scheme when his partner-in-crime falls for the hands-on hunk, especially when he lays his hands on her breasts. We’d love to lay hands on Skeet’s seat meat, which he kindly shows off, along with some satisfying looks at his smooth body, while snuggling with Ms. Fonda. Room for one more guys?